Sometimes when I'm bored...

[classic1st]

Every so often I'll go back and read old posts on friends' livejournals. Rarely, it's just for kicks. More often, it's to find the full body of a back-and-forth that I recall to be funny, but that's all I can recall.

Today I started sifting through psychicmayhem's journal in an attempt to track down the nephandic Michael Bolton's eternally-obfuscated real

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[niko_hime]

Check your big toe. If you find anything... just please don't tell me.

[classic1st]

I won't tell you, then.

I will, however, tell you of the jellyfish.

That jellyfish. Always rapin' lamps.

[psychicmayhem]

The avenues of time on my journal are warped and twisted. Do not believe all you see.

I believe the name you seek is "Robert Crafft."

[classic1st]

Ah, excellent. So yeah. Lady Gaga and Robert Crafft. It's terrible.

What if Lady Gaga is a Nephandus?

[inner_salvation]

No...what if she isn't?

[classic1st]

What if Robert Crafft isn't?