You have no idea how difficult it is to write toilet humour for creatures that don't defecate. Actually, I've just remembered the potato. I think you know. Oh god, what is it with Wheeljack and his arse? Adorable idiot.
Well really, the poor dear just doesn't have that many orifices left. After all, it's not as if he's got a built in cannon like some ofthe other bots... heck, he doesn't even have a mouth. must've blown it off somewhere... XD;
He's got that shoulder cannon hasn't he? Oooo - Wheeljack's mouth/nose/jaw, what are your thoughts on it?
(Personally, I reckon he's got one, but he either forgets to take his welding mask off most of the time or Ratchet got so pissed of with continually rebuilding his face that he welded it up.)
Huh, you're right. *ponders this* I suppose he wouldn't want to mes with the potential for hazard that would occur if he wanted to shoot someone and presed the wrong button. SKEET SKEET SKEET, indeed >>;
Wheeljack's mouth... I personally agree with your first suggestion. Ratchet's a suuupa god with the re-building, and if he welded masks onto people who kept getting blown up, the Twins would have been fitted with vocal resonators a looong time ago. Wheeljack's ever-present mask is simply there because he's absent minded and never remembers that he's wearing it. Then, when he does, it never seems like the right moment to retract it, because he's usually in a conversation or something.
Aw man, that would be messy! There are enough bukakee robots as it is. (I don’t know if that’s how you spell it and I’m not googleing it to check.)
I bet that Wheeljack’s a demon to play poker against, regardless of whether he’s wearing his mask or not. (In my head the science and medical teams have fortnightly poker sessions where they all have to wear silly hats and take off their masks and Wheeljack always wins, despite the sidelights and open mask and the fact that Smokescreen cheats like nobody’s business.)
So close! Only one 'e', not two. (and yeah, that's a smart decision... I learned that lesson the hard way after hearing about 'tubgirl' in passing. *shudders*)
Wheeljack is totally a poker god. He just sits there with a goofy smile no matter what happens.
And it didn't help the first few times that people kept trying to stare at his face to get a good look XDDD
I want there to be a robotic version of zits so that Mal can say 'he only started wearing it because all the other bots were calling him crater-face' (Mal is my OC btw, one day I will actually write something with them in it.)
Mal's actual name is Malachite. Her alt-mode is a rusty old toyata pickup. She and Wheeljack grew up together, and in my head that's in some almost third-world former mining town that's full of scrap and not much else. Ratchet met Wheeljack when he went on a 'let give some medical help to those poor savages' trip to that region. Mal doesn't talk much, first it's because when she turns up her vocaliser is broken and she doesn't have an internal communicator and later because well, she just doesn't talk much. She's very bad at dying and a brewer/chemist.
Their creators were friends, so they share some design specs. And Ratchet didn't really want to go but felt like he should, and ended up staying there far longer that he meant to. He ended up learning the language and often him and Wheeljack will jabber away in it to the complete confusion of everyone else. Wheeljack was quite happily just tinkering with stuff there, but Ratchet persuaded him to come to Iacon and start an engineering degree. By that point Mal had already left for her Alchemy scholarship.
Oh Wheeljack. Socute.
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Oh god, what is it with Wheeljack and his arse? Adorable idiot.
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Well really, the poor dear just doesn't have that many orifices left. After all, it's not as if he's got a built in cannon like some ofthe other bots... heck, he doesn't even have a mouth. must've blown it off somewhere... XD;
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He's got that shoulder cannon hasn't he?
Oooo - Wheeljack's mouth/nose/jaw, what are your thoughts on it?
(Personally, I reckon he's got one, but he either forgets to take his welding mask off most of the time or Ratchet got so pissed of with continually rebuilding his face that he welded it up.)
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Wheeljack's mouth... I personally agree with your first suggestion. Ratchet's a suuupa god with the re-building, and if he welded masks onto people who kept getting blown up, the Twins would have been fitted with vocal resonators a looong time ago. Wheeljack's ever-present mask is simply there because he's absent minded and never remembers that he's wearing it. Then, when he does, it never seems like the right moment to retract it, because he's usually in a conversation or something.
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I bet that Wheeljack’s a demon to play poker against, regardless of whether he’s wearing his mask or not. (In my head the science and medical teams have fortnightly poker sessions where they all have to wear silly hats and take off their masks and Wheeljack always wins, despite the sidelights and open mask and the fact that Smokescreen cheats like nobody’s business.)
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Wheeljack is totally a poker god. He just sits there with a goofy smile no matter what happens.
And it didn't help the first few times that people kept trying to stare at his face to get a good look XDDD
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(Mal is my OC btw, one day I will actually write something with them in it.)
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I have OCs too, but they are also unwritten.
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She's very bad at dying and a brewer/chemist.
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And geez, that sounds completely like what Ratchet would do.
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And Ratchet didn't really want to go but felt like he should, and ended up staying there far longer that he meant to. He ended up learning the language and often him and Wheeljack will jabber away in it to the complete confusion of everyone else. Wheeljack was quite happily just tinkering with stuff there, but Ratchet persuaded him to come to Iacon and start an engineering degree. By that point Mal had already left for her Alchemy scholarship.
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Sounds like something Wheeljack would do. "You mean there's a place where I can blow things up... and they'll pay me to do it?! I'm sold."
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