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I'm gonna try to write a little bit every day. Even if it's just a few lines, about little to nothing. Just to keep ideas moving around in my head, I think that'll be helpful. Sorry ahead of time for clogging up your friends page ( Read more... ) -
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I traveled a LOT this weekend. To visit friends, Mike and Ben, up in upstate New York, Auburn to be exact. And it was definitely the longest drive I have ever personally driven; about 5 hours each way. I physically drove a little less than that, because I stopped on the way up for a delicious slice of pizza and on the way down for a delicious 7-11 ( Read more... ) -
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To the dickface who shoved one of those super malleable pieces of a hershey's kiss candy wrapper into the USB port before I put my jump drive in ( Read more... ) -
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A tornado in Brooklyn? Lies. That's pretty scary, no joke. It means a tornado can really hit anywhere, I think. Especially South Plainfield. So watch out, friends and fam. Put up your storm windows and know the locations of all of your doorframes so that you can stand in whichever one is most optimally close to you when you hear the news. The word ( Read more... ) -
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"If the couch is IN the house, there must be a way to get it out, you silly college kids!"
So wrong is that statement. So wrong. I know from experience, dude. -
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When you are a law-abiding driver, and you get honked at like three times within a minute, it really makes you feel like your car is on fire. Or something to that extent. What an uncomfortable feeling ( Read more... ) -
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Here's three for you, because Valentine's Day sucks.
People who Parallel Park Awkwardly and Their Cars Are Still On: Awkward Mid-ParkersYou are a pain in the ass when I drive by you. My stomach tightens up, because your awkward parking makes me wonder if you're going to do something stupid like speed out of the spot because your parkjob was ( Read more... ) -
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I went to the bank to get my account organized the other day, and I was talking to this nice man who was tough to understand due to his extremely thick accent. And he calls this dude in, and this dude is this tall intimidating black man and I'm thinkin "whoa." but then he goes to use the computer, and this man has the most feminine hands I have ( Read more... ) -
I'm no superman
Man, are corsets sexy. It is a damn shame that they are out of era. I think it might be a cool idea to live life in a different era for one day, and I don't mean fake it like a bunch of dress-up nerds, I mean live it. This would require some sort of magic or fantasy-land, so you're gonna hafta loosen the grip on the real world to imagine this one. ( Read more... )