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A tornado in Brooklyn? Lies. That's pretty scary, no joke. It means a tornado can really hit anywhere, I think. Especially South Plainfield. So watch out, friends and fam. Put up your storm windows and know the locations of all of your doorframes so that you can stand in whichever one is most optimally close to you when you hear the news. The word on the street.
Yesterday was cleaning and nostalgia music day, it's such a trip. I've been seeing a lot of friends' shows lately, it hit that point in the summer where the culmination begins. And the first sign of that is lots of August shows. SO it's pretty sweet. Seeing lots of familiar faces I haven't seen in a good spell. Like at Mattress, tons of friends came out to see PIP this year. Very cool. Even though it was a tough experience. Tough like strongman competition.
I promised myself I wouldn't bore myself and everyone reading this by droning on about the job front, but as of today it's actually looking really cool for the first time in a while. My first professional gig is about to go up, a production of Tommy in Bordentown, I've got huge combined auditions on the 14th for like 30 regionals in NJ, and I just got a call from a submission I turned in for a professional production of Hair.. my first appointment audition :D So we'll see how that develops.
And now, an important bulliten. ATTENTION WOMEN: As many of you know, I'm a man who enjoys his hugs. And I take them damn seriously, I've been working on hugging technique for years on end. What I need is some pull from your end. I need all of you women who hug me to hug like women. No freaking joke. Grow a pair of oves and throw your arms around my neck like the beautiful damsels that you are. This should apply to hugging everybody, not just me. I'm thoroughly tired of half-hearted-i'm-sort-of-going-to-press-my-body-up-to-yours hugs. No no. Unacceptable. If you're going to hug a guy, your body should be available for full enclosure. If anyone wishes to test hug form on me, they should send me an E-Mail immediately so you know where I'll be walking and events I'll be attending so that you may bump into me.
And now. Lists.
Types of Fields I Saw On My Way Driving Through Monroe
1) Cornfields
2) Good frisbee fields
3) Field filled with a very leafy green and perhaps magical plant field
4) Small field with different interesting looking trees that looked so the fuck much like something out of Legend of Zelda field
5) Road field (Yes thats right folks, a road that was big enough that it was borderline field)
Standup Comics That I Particularly Like
1) Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
2) Brian Regan
3) Demetri Martin
Names That Are My First Name
1) Christopher
Friends Shows That I've Recently Seen
1) Into the Woods (Leah)
2) Thoroughly Modern Millie (TOO many to list)
3) Fiddler on the Roof (Jim)
4) Broseph and the Amazing Technicolor Jive-Coat (Anthony)
Birds
1) Robin
2) Canary
3) Speckled Hawk
4) A wood carving that LOOKS like a bird
Amount of Minutes That I Spent on the Road Today
1) 250
Awkward Things
1) A turtle on fire
2) A hot grandmother
3) A boner while slow dancing
Enjoy the ride, cats and kittens.
Yesterday was cleaning and nostalgia music day, it's such a trip. I've been seeing a lot of friends' shows lately, it hit that point in the summer where the culmination begins. And the first sign of that is lots of August shows. SO it's pretty sweet. Seeing lots of familiar faces I haven't seen in a good spell. Like at Mattress, tons of friends came out to see PIP this year. Very cool. Even though it was a tough experience. Tough like strongman competition.
I promised myself I wouldn't bore myself and everyone reading this by droning on about the job front, but as of today it's actually looking really cool for the first time in a while. My first professional gig is about to go up, a production of Tommy in Bordentown, I've got huge combined auditions on the 14th for like 30 regionals in NJ, and I just got a call from a submission I turned in for a professional production of Hair.. my first appointment audition :D So we'll see how that develops.
And now, an important bulliten. ATTENTION WOMEN: As many of you know, I'm a man who enjoys his hugs. And I take them damn seriously, I've been working on hugging technique for years on end. What I need is some pull from your end. I need all of you women who hug me to hug like women. No freaking joke. Grow a pair of oves and throw your arms around my neck like the beautiful damsels that you are. This should apply to hugging everybody, not just me. I'm thoroughly tired of half-hearted-i'm-sort-of-going-to-press-my-body-up-to-yours hugs. No no. Unacceptable. If you're going to hug a guy, your body should be available for full enclosure. If anyone wishes to test hug form on me, they should send me an E-Mail immediately so you know where I'll be walking and events I'll be attending so that you may bump into me.
And now. Lists.
Types of Fields I Saw On My Way Driving Through Monroe
1) Cornfields
2) Good frisbee fields
3) Field filled with a very leafy green and perhaps magical plant field
4) Small field with different interesting looking trees that looked so the fuck much like something out of Legend of Zelda field
5) Road field (Yes thats right folks, a road that was big enough that it was borderline field)
Standup Comics That I Particularly Like
1) Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
2) Brian Regan
3) Demetri Martin
Names That Are My First Name
1) Christopher
Friends Shows That I've Recently Seen
1) Into the Woods (Leah)
2) Thoroughly Modern Millie (TOO many to list)
3) Fiddler on the Roof (Jim)
4) Broseph and the Amazing Technicolor Jive-Coat (Anthony)
Birds
1) Robin
2) Canary
3) Speckled Hawk
4) A wood carving that LOOKS like a bird
Amount of Minutes That I Spent on the Road Today
1) 250
Awkward Things
1) A turtle on fire
2) A hot grandmother
3) A boner while slow dancing
Enjoy the ride, cats and kittens.