august ends without a single australian girl being won over by my obvious charms. this would be disappointing, if not for the fact i seem to have somehow found a pretty scottish girl instead. not that there aren't lots of pretty scottish girls, it's just when i find one who likes me too, it's cause for celebration ( Read more... )

ohh, god. i don't know.

THESE ARE THE CONDITIONS BY WHICH A 'GOOD NIGHT' MUST ABIDE ( Read more... )