the best days are the ones where you sit in the kitchen listening to shit like fall out boy and then go and get really happily drunk with your friends.

...days like today.

if i only learned one thing in 2005 - and i did - it's fitting that i learned it with about two hours of the year left. i learned that it is never a good idea - not even when you're trying to be sleazy - to say you don't like an item of clothing, that is being worn by a girl. brothers, you would do well to remember this, it will save you much time ( Read more... )

THESE ARE THE CONDITIONS BY WHICH A 'GOOD NIGHT' MUST ABIDE ( Read more... )