LOOK HOW NORMAL HE IS

[ladiesman1959]

I dunno how the hell I got here, but this place is neat.

[rubs his eye, where there's the little remainder of an old black eye]

SO WHO RUNS THIS PLACE?

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[najayjay]

If there was someone running this place, he really would not like it when you swear.

/does not physically abuse you in any way for it

[ladiesman1959]

HEY I can say whatever words I want!
Freakin' hell damn crap! >:I

[gaensemutter]

/enters the room

/hears the evil word

/stomps over and slaps his arm

"How can you say such evil things?"

/glares at him

[ladiesman1959]

Hey!
[glares]
It's not evil, it's just words!
Besides, all the older kids get to say 'em...

[dady_issus]

it can be fun some times, hay what happened to your eye?

[ladiesman1959]

I dunno, I get a lot of bumps and scrapes and stuff.

[not_a_liberator]

We be like fish in a tank!

Do ye need anythin' fer yer eye? I got lots if ye want'em.

/motions to the band-aids his face and arms are riddled with

[ladiesman1959]

No, I'm fine... I'm pretty sure that girls think shiners are cool.

...How'd you get all those, anyway?

[not_a_liberator]

Really? I thought they liked flowers n' candy. /scratches at one on his cheek

Well, I jus' ended up millin' it with this other kid. Called me a paddy, he did. >:|

[ladiesman1959]

Anyone can get flowers and candy, but only real tough kids like us get black eyes and scars and stuff! Girls really like it when you got somethin' messed up on your face. All I really need is an eyepatch and I'll be the coolest kid around...

...What's a paddy?

[i_hate_dynamite]

Oh, gee whiz, are you okay? ):

[ladiesman1959]

:/ Yeah, I'm okay, it's just an old shiner.

[i_hate_dynamite]

You sure? Looks like it hurts.

[ladiesman1959]

It stings when I touch it but it's mostly all gone now.
What's your name?