LOOK HOW NORMAL HE IS

[ladiesman1959]

I dunno how the hell I got here, but this place is neat.

[rubs his eye, where there's the little remainder of an old black eye]

SO WHO RUNS THIS PLACE?

Comments

[i_hate_dynamite]

Oh, gee whiz, are you okay? ):

[ladiesman1959]

:/ Yeah, I'm okay, it's just an old shiner.

[i_hate_dynamite]

You sure? Looks like it hurts.

[ladiesman1959]

It stings when I touch it but it's mostly all gone now.
What's your name?

[i_hate_dynamite]

Oh, my name's Kyle! But people call me Fitz. Who're you?

[ladiesman1959]

Hi Fizz, I'm Walter.

... Why do they call you Fizz?

[i_hate_dynamite]

Not "Fizz," I'm not a pop. My name is Fitzpatrick!

*makes a big gesture of holding out his hand to shake*

[ladiesman1959]

OoooOOOooh, Fitz!

[takes his hand into a sloppy eight-year-old-boy handshake]

Can I call you Fitzy?

[i_hate_dynamite]

*kind of ._. at wild normal!kid handshake*

Uh... sure thing, I guess. :)

[ladiesman1959]

Do you wanna be friends, Fitzy?

[i_hate_dynamite]

Well golly, alright! I'd like that.

WELL GOLLY

[ladiesman1959]

Cool! Wanna build a fort?

GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ.

[i_hate_dynamite]

...

*looks around*

Out of what?

Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ.

[ladiesman1959]

I dunno. There's some pillows and sheets and stuff over in the hospital place...

Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ.

[i_hate_dynamite]

*face drops*

But... but there could be criminals over there! And, and, and parasites, and monsters... D:

Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ.

[ladiesman1959]

I don't think there's any monsters over there.
And I don't even know what a parasite is...