LOOK HOW NORMAL HE IS

[ladiesman1959]

I dunno how the hell I got here, but this place is neat.

[rubs his eye, where there's the little remainder of an old black eye]

SO WHO RUNS THIS PLACE?

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[not_a_liberator]

We be like fish in a tank!

Do ye need anythin' fer yer eye? I got lots if ye want'em.

/motions to the band-aids his face and arms are riddled with

[ladiesman1959]

No, I'm fine... I'm pretty sure that girls think shiners are cool.

...How'd you get all those, anyway?

[not_a_liberator]

Really? I thought they liked flowers n' candy. /scratches at one on his cheek

Well, I jus' ended up millin' it with this other kid. Called me a paddy, he did. >:|

[ladiesman1959]

Anyone can get flowers and candy, but only real tough kids like us get black eyes and scars and stuff! Girls really like it when you got somethin' messed up on your face. All I really need is an eyepatch and I'll be the coolest kid around...

...What's a paddy?

[not_a_liberator]

Never thought of it that way before! Guess we be the men of the men. Eyepatches are so cool...

It's one of those... "bad" words. It's only got a meanin' when you use it on irish people though.

[ladiesman1959]

Yeah! Real men!

So if you called me a paddy it's okay? Cuz I'm not Irish.
But I won't say it to you because I'm pretty sure you're my friend, now.

[not_a_liberator]

Yeah, I guess it'd be okay. But I don't know why I'd call ye that.

/grins

What be yer name? I'm Atlas.

[ladiesman1959]

[smiles back]
I'm Walter.

And I have no idea how I got here.

[not_a_liberator]

Nice to meet ye, Walter!

Me either. I be so sleepy all the time now, feels like it always be nighttime. >:

[ladiesman1959]

Yeah, I don't even know where I should go if I want to sleep!
But the blue is kinda neat. I think I even saw a shark!