LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND MORE!

[geneginjingle]

DAYUM, I got so drunk yesterday and now there's this weird bubbling liquid in my kitchen and I think it sometimes *talks* to me and I really want to get rid of it, except I have no idea what it does, so I suppose uhm...

LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP OR YOU WILL MISS THE OFFER OF YOUR LIFETIME!

TODAY I DON'T OFFER BEAUTY

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[fuckingshrugged]

Well, thank ye kindly~

[geneginjingle]

ENJOY YOUR FREE SAMPLE!
No refunds. Side effects may include turning into an exaggeratedly and stereotypically good person and/or turning into a Little Sister

[fuckingshrugged]

...

Well, I'm sure ye didn't mean any harm, doctor ;-;

[geneginjingle]

Of course I don't mean any haa-AAAAAAHHHOHHHMYGOD!!! *jumps back a few feet in terror*

[fuckingshrugged]

/Is a large, manry Little Sister with a layer of chin coco

Don't be scared. I won't hurt ye. Ye aren't an angel yet.

[geneginjingle]

Haha... ha... haohgodwhathaveIdone.

*steps back further* *reaches for his own drink*

What's the worst that could happen?
I mean, apart from feeling the urge to constantly burst into song and/or turning into an alien?