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[geneginjingle]

DAYUM, I got so drunk yesterday and now there's this weird bubbling liquid in my kitchen and I think it sometimes *talks* to me and I really want to get rid of it, except I have no idea what it does, so I suppose uhm...

LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP OR YOU WILL MISS THE OFFER OF YOUR LIFETIME!

TODAY I DON'T OFFER BEAUTY

Comments

[wildmustango]

I could use a drink. Sign me up, doc.

[geneginjingle]

ENJOY YOUR FREE SAMPLE!
No refunds. Side effects may include being suddenly repulsed by the thought of wearing clothes and/or losing your command of the English language

[anirishbloke]

'Tis a good thing I don't be readin' fine print AN' I like free things! Fork 'em over, boyo.

[geneginjingle]

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[littlecyphers]

Mmm! Free juice. I am a little bit thirsty... Okay, I'll have one!

[geneginjingle]

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[littlecyphers]

Thankyou, mister!

[ Smiles and sips it down, finishing and enjoying the taste... before poofing into a ragdoll. ]

Why is everything so tall?

[geneginjingle]

Oh, I suppose that's because you just turned into a ragdoll.

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!!!!!

[mepoormoira]

Might as well, hand 'em here.

[geneginjingle]

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[mepoormoira]

Well, thank ye.

[Gulps down the drink, wiping her mouth afterwards and pausing...]

Ye haven't seen me darlin' Fontaine, recently, have ye?

[geneginjingle]

Of course, Atlas just went- wait, who?

No, I... no, I'm afraid I have not. Is he attracted by free samples? Perhaps he will show up here later.

[fuckingshrugged]

Well, thank ye kindly~

[geneginjingle]

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[fuckingshrugged]

...

Well, I'm sure ye didn't mean any harm, doctor ;-;

[geneginjingle]

Of course I don't mean any haa-AAAAAAHHHOHHHMYGOD!!! *jumps back a few feet in terror*