DAYUM, I got so drunk yesterday and now there's this weird bubbling liquid in my kitchen and I think it sometimes *talks* to me and I really want to get rid of it, except I have no idea what it does, so I suppose uhm...
LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP OR YOU WILL MISS THE OFFER OF YOUR LIFETIME!
TODAY I DON'T OFFER BEAUTY
(
Read more... )
Comments 102
Reply
No refunds. Side effects may include being suddenly repulsed by the thought of wearing clothes and/or losing your command of the English language
Reply
Reply
No refunds. Side effects may include the ability to read minds and/or the inability to deny a request
Reply
Reply
No refunds. Side effects may include frequent and sudden fits of rage and/or suddenly turning into a non-human, non-animal concept or object
Reply
[ Smiles and sips it down, finishing and enjoying the taste... before poofing into a ragdoll. ]
Why is everything so tall?
Reply
...
...
!!!!!
Reply
Reply
No refunds. Side effects may include feeling the urge to constantly burst into song or suddenly falling in love with a person you hate fiercely
Reply
[Gulps down the drink, wiping her mouth afterwards and pausing...]
Ye haven't seen me darlin' Fontaine, recently, have ye?
Reply
No, I... no, I'm afraid I have not. Is he attracted by free samples? Perhaps he will show up here later.
Reply
Reply
No refunds. Side effects may include turning into an exaggeratedly and stereotypically good person and/or turning into a Little Sister
Reply
Well, I'm sure ye didn't mean any harm, doctor ;-;
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment