*hic*

Mar 06, 2010 22:37

*hic* what does *hic* Fraulein down here has to do to...what was that again?...to get in some action?

Ever since Mister super Schlampe Ryan extract his pheromones and put them in air, all in Rapture's suddenly goes up, but for eachother.

crack, suchong suck dick long time, he doesn't even go here!, i swear to drunk i'm not god, dr. brigid "das wunderkind" tenenbaum, hungry uke sinclair, whores, pay attention you whores, all is ryan's cock, i don't get paid enough for this shit

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HAHAHA SCULLY? I SEE IT! hooched_up March 6 2010, 22:10:49 UTC
Well-

[is polishing a glass or something, IDK]

You're half-way there, miss. Have another drink.

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Re: HAHAHA SCULLY? I SEE IT! urmothergoose March 6 2010, 22:30:54 UTC
*hic*

[clings on his shoulder]

Hey, why are you not strip dancing on Eve's pole?

Come on, dance while I follow you with song! Rise o rise....!

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Re: HAHAHA SCULLY? I SEE IT! hooched_up March 7 2010, 00:14:21 UTC
Um... because... er... it's not my night? I'm just cleaning the bar for now an'-

Okay, okay! I'm goin', you don't have to push!

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Re: HAHAHA SCULLY? I SEE IT! urmothergoose March 7 2010, 00:27:46 UTC
[shoulder grab]

Oh nein nein nein.

I change my mind.

You do it here where everyone right now is.

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greatchainmyass March 6 2010, 23:03:27 UTC
Dead Splicers

I mean what.

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I'm not dead...but... polarsoybeans March 6 2010, 23:44:06 UTC
........*backs away slowly*

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Re: I'm not dead...but... greatchainmyass March 7 2010, 00:13:02 UTC
You got nothin' to fear.

Tell me where you're buried.

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Re: I'm not dead...but... polarsoybeans March 7 2010, 00:26:24 UTC
I'll make sure I'm cremated. Rotting bodies are so....unsanitary...Except when they're imported. Then they make mighty fine decorations.

To keep you occupied...here. *tosses you a dead splicer blow-up doll* Don't ask how I got this.

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Oh *hic* Hi, Ms. Tenenbaum fightthefamily March 6 2010, 23:23:06 UTC
You're here drinking too? Well I can't exactly blame you, nothing like eight bottles of Harbinger Beer to lift your spirit.

/hiccups and head-desks the counter

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Re: Oh *hic* Hi, Ms. Tenenbaum urmothergoose March 6 2010, 23:59:07 UTC
Child! [hand slap]

Who did you learn this bad habit from?

Unimportant, I need to get this out of you! Open your mouth wide and say AAAAAA!

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Re: Oh *hic* Hi, Ms. Tenenbaum fightthefamily March 7 2010, 00:02:22 UTC
O-okay...

/opens mouth

AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

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Re: Oh *hic* Hi, Ms. Tenenbaum urmothergoose March 7 2010, 00:14:35 UTC
...why does this bring me some strange flashbacks?

*hic*

where was I?

oh...
now yell AHM

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