*hic*

Mar 06, 2010 22:37

*hic* what does *hic* Fraulein down here has to do to...what was that again?...to get in some action?

Ever since Mister super Schlampe Ryan extract his pheromones and put them in air, all in Rapture's suddenly goes up, but for eachother.

crack, suchong suck dick long time, he doesn't even go here!, i swear to drunk i'm not god, dr. brigid "das wunderkind" tenenbaum, hungry uke sinclair, whores, pay attention you whores, all is ryan's cock, i don't get paid enough for this shit

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Oh *hic* Hi, Ms. Tenenbaum fightthefamily March 6 2010, 23:23:06 UTC
You're here drinking too? Well I can't exactly blame you, nothing like eight bottles of Harbinger Beer to lift your spirit.

/hiccups and head-desks the counter

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Re: Oh *hic* Hi, Ms. Tenenbaum urmothergoose March 6 2010, 23:59:07 UTC
Child! [hand slap]

Who did you learn this bad habit from?

Unimportant, I need to get this out of you! Open your mouth wide and say AAAAAA!

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Re: Oh *hic* Hi, Ms. Tenenbaum fightthefamily March 7 2010, 00:02:22 UTC
O-okay...

/opens mouth

AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

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Re: Oh *hic* Hi, Ms. Tenenbaum urmothergoose March 7 2010, 00:14:35 UTC
...why does this bring me some strange flashbacks?

*hic*

where was I?

oh...
now yell AHM

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Re: Oh *hic* Hi, Ms. Tenenbaum fightthefamily March 7 2010, 00:34:19 UTC
Did you say something?

AHHHMM!!!!

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Re: Oh *hic* Hi, Ms. Tenenbaum urmothergoose March 7 2010, 00:45:27 UTC
Now repeat after me, child! [dresses Eleanor in something that suspiciously resembles what certain chubby gentleman wears] Make face like you are hungry for chicken. [holds up a camera]

---MISTA SINCLAIHR! ---AAAND AAAAAAAH!

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*hic* How's this? fightthefamily March 7 2010, 01:07:49 UTC
/hicups

/Imitates hungry uke Sinclair, complete with big eys and pout

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OOC urfuckingfired March 7 2010, 01:19:14 UTC
The mental image of hungry uke Sinclair will forever haunt my dreams.

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Re: *hic* How's this? urmothergoose March 7 2010, 01:22:07 UTC
EXCELLENT!

EXCELLENT!

NOW SCREAM "I EAT BIG ROOSTERS TO FORGET MY SMALL, FEATHERLESS AND SMELLY ONE" IN ENJOYMENT, WHILE I SPRAY THIS MAYONNAISE EVERYWHERE!

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Re: *hic* How's this? fightthefamily March 7 2010, 01:28:05 UTC
/dizzy and lopsided, yells what Tenenbaum says

/hicups again, rather drunk

like.. that?

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Re: *hic* How's this? urmothergoose March 7 2010, 01:32:00 UTC
JA! WUNDERBAR!

I SHIP IT TO YOUR STUDIO.

INCLUDE OUR MASTERPIECE "SMALL ROOSTERED HERR SINCLAIR" AS COMMERCIAL AFTER EVERY HOUR!

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Re: *hic* How's this? fightthefamily March 7 2010, 02:11:50 UTC
/stands up, and wipes mayonaise off face

Yes ma'am!

/drunk grin

If you ever need me to dress up ike Sinclair again I will..

even during your sexual fantasies

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Re: *hic* How's this? urmothergoose March 7 2010, 02:32:41 UTC
.........

............

IT IS STILL NOT ON LIST?

Maybe even we can get Herr Sinclair to join us sometime

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Re: *hic* How's this? fightthefamily March 7 2010, 03:31:23 UTC
I'll take care of it~

That would be a quite enjoyable prospect~

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Re: *hic* How's this? urmothergoose March 7 2010, 02:41:17 UTC


Eleanor.

Get in here.

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WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?! objectivismlol March 7 2010, 01:37:21 UTC
Hey, hey, hey! His rooster is NOT small.

Okay, maybe it is, but it gets the job done.

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