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hic

Mar 06, 2010 22:37

*hic* what does *hic* Fraulein down here has to do to...what was that again?...to get in some action?

Ever since Mister super Schlampe Ryan extract his pheromones and put them in air, all in Rapture's suddenly goes up, but for eachother.

crack, suchong suck dick long time, he doesn't even go here!, i swear to drunk i'm not god, dr. brigid "das wunderkind" tenenbaum, hungry uke sinclair, whores, pay attention you whores, all is ryan's cock, i don't get paid enough for this shit

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HAHAHA SCULLY? I SEE IT! hooched_up March 6 2010, 22:10:49 UTC

Well-

[is polishing a glass or something, IDK]

You're half-way there, miss. Have another drink.

Re: HAHAHA SCULLY? I SEE IT! urmothergoose March 6 2010, 22:30:54 UTC

*hic*

[clings on his shoulder]

Hey, why are you not strip dancing on Eve's pole?

Come on, dance while I follow you with song! Rise o rise....!

Re: HAHAHA SCULLY? I SEE IT! hooched_up March 7 2010, 00:14:21 UTC

Um... because... er... it's not my night? I'm just cleaning the bar for now an'-

Okay, okay! I'm goin', you don't have to push!

Re: HAHAHA SCULLY? I SEE IT! urmothergoose March 7 2010, 00:27:46 UTC

[shoulder grab]

Oh nein nein nein.

I change my mind.

You do it here where everyone right now is.

FML hooched_up March 7 2010, 02:17:32 UTC

... why? You know what- [does rubbing alcohol shots] -ah!

Right here then. Music! [snaps fingers~]

You jus' keep doing... whatever it is you do, doc.

Re: FML urmothergoose March 7 2010, 02:46:07 UTC

Mein profession is body examination, but that would interrupt your dance.

Do you accept seashell as money?

Re: FML hooched_up March 7 2010, 03:17:12 UTC

... I think I didn't have enough had enough body examination from last time, miss.

[throws fringe bra at her]

Um... sorry, only sand-dollars.

Re: FML urmothergoose March 7 2010, 05:32:46 UTC

I am quite confused.

I do not understand what am I supposed to do with this...fridge bra.

Re: FML hooched_up March 7 2010, 05:56:09 UTC

Um... whatever you want with it? Usually when I take it off old guys smell it, y'know.

Re: FML urmothergoose March 7 2010, 12:44:58 UTC

I am not old guy, Mister Lowmoral.

Find proper ways to amuse me.

Re: FML hooched_up March 7 2010, 12:57:36 UTC

... actually, my last name is Rodriguez.

Re: FML fightthefamily March 7 2010, 03:40:02 UTC

hehehehe....

Why am I here Tenenbaum?

Re: FML urmothergoose March 7 2010, 05:36:26 UTC

You are supposed to be filming, child. It is a documentary of one of last surviving species in Rapture.

Re: FML hooched_up March 7 2010, 05:53:33 UTC

HEY! I'M HUMAN!

Re: FML fightthefamily March 7 2010, 13:53:44 UTC

Gotcha!

vrrrmmm...
/camera rolling

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