[Duet][Dec 2007] Nakajima Yuto x Yamada Ryosuke - ナイショ♪ナイショ♪の仲よし対談
In a hurry, so no scans. Scans are up. Yuto talks about Yamada's perfect skin and large appetite.
scans from Happy Town
A~, mou~!
You promised not to tell!!
Secret♪ Secret♪ Best Friends' Talk
ナイショ♪ナイショ♪の仲よし対談
They move together, eat together, etc. Yuto & Yama-chan always do things together. These two best friends did a free talk on the rooftop in good weather... Filled with energy, did they scatter it with each other's secrets!?
Yamada Hey hey. This month, we can freely talk about whatever we like. What will we do?
Yuto What shall we do? Anything is fine.
Yamada Like a story about the time when I teased Yuto-kun?
Yuto Eeh! You don't tease me!! It's the other way around, I tease you.
Yamada Really? (laugh) Rather, we play and tease each other. Right?
Yuto N~~? (←seems like he didn't understand a little) Me, I use oil paper on the pores on my nose a lot. It worries me. (gets told by the staff, 「Doesn't everyone do that?」) Eh, really?
Yamada I don't get pimples?
Yuto Yeah, you don't! That's why I admire Yama-chan's skin. But, when it's Yama-chan's time, I'll make fun of your pores ne. I'll say things like 「Nose pimples-♪」
Yamada Fuhahahahahaha.
Yuto That's not all. One day, I will casually say 「hanamogera~」, it looks like I'll be waiting for Yama-chan's turn. For now, I'm 「hanamogera」...
(hanamogera = From hana wo mogeru,which literally translates to, "nose falls off". I wish someone could explain this better than I can. ._.)
Yamada You shouldn't say that for Duet-. (laugh)
Yuto Whatever it is, I'm absolutely a 「hanamogera」…。
Yamada Waaait a minute! If you're only going to say that, you'll make me look completely bad!!
Yuto No, I'll say it. I get back at you on purpose so that you would care... For example, when I call you 「Odebu-chan」.
(debu = chubby, fat)
Yamada More than that, whenever I eat pork you say 「That's cannibalism, ne」
Yuto Eh! Wait, wait!! About 「cannibalism」, I said that only once that time! I'm sure of it.
Yamada Oi oi. Just now you said 「"about" cannibalism」 right? So you admit that you said other things besides that too!?
(Yuto says 「共食い“は”」 instead of 「共食い“が”」, and that is what Yamada points out. This website can explain it better than I can.)
Yuto Eh......? (bitter smile)
Yamada For revenge, I'll attack you with 「hanamogera」 (laugh)
Yuto I see- (laugh) But we absolutely don't get into fistfights ne. We probably won't do that from now on either.
Yamada Yuto-kun, you're weak. (laugh)
Yuto Un. Recently everyone tells me, 「It's all about the muscles」 but I knew my muscles were "見せ筋"
Yamada When Yuto-kun and I have a shoulder punch contest, because I feel that he isn't that strong and that he won't give in even when I punch him lighty, Yuto seriously punches me while saying 「Ufa-!」 with a weird voice. (laugh)
Yuto If Yama-chan was serious[ly punching me], I'd die.
Yamada You won't die, you won't die. (laugh)
Yuto Me, I'm good at janken, but when I win, there are times when I punch Yamada on the shoulder too...
Yamada Those punches don't work at all. (laugh) Ah, what, do you want to have an arm wrestling contest now?
Yuto I'll absolutely lose to you at arm wrestling too. But maa, let's try it just this once?
(※They have a match at once. The winner is Yama-chan!)
Yuto You see. But I don't regret it! That's why I want to grow taller first. It's better to work on my muscles later. If I work out too much, I won't grow.
Yamada I worked on my muscles, so I won't grow...? (bitter smile) But yeah! Tell that to me here! Everyone thinks I'm fat! This isn't fat. These are muscles!
Yuto (with a serious face) Yes. That's true. But yesterday, the fact that Nishikido(Ryo)-kun told you 「Oh, shape up」 is true too. Right, Yama-chan? (laugh)
Yamada Fuhyahahahaha, but when my senpai tell me that, I'm happy. (laugh) Just talking to them makes me happy. Whatever they say, I'll live positively.
Yuto Oh~~~. Cool!
Yamada But can you stop looking at pictures of pigs whenever you call me? Even though that's proof of how close we are. (laugh)
Yuto Un. I noticed that I say that too much.
Yamada You're a good guy. (laugh)
Yuto We're best friends ne♪ Yes, Yama-chan. (And he gives him chocolate)
Yamada ...wait a minute, Yuto-kun. Isn't this going to make me fatter!? Because back then, when I got sweets, I'd eat them each time, but I don't want to eat anymore! (laugh)
Yuto Mo~, hear me out. When you eat sweets, you have to share with the people near you, right!? That's common sense.
Yamada Right, right. Yes, thank you. (And as expected, he eats once more) But Yuto-kun is really cute ne.
Yuto Eh, really? Why?
Yamada Un. Because look, like when everyone's in a car while it is moving. Yuto-kun, while you say 「Yama-chan!」, you bounce in the seat right next to me.
Yuto That's in a 「Come over here」 way.
Yamada I know. When I see you, I think 「So cute--」
Yuto Yama-chan, do you have any cute points? When we slept over for a handshake meeting in commemoration of the sale of 『Hey! Say!』...
Yamada Aaaaaah? You plan on telling that story!? I won't! I absolutely won't!!
Yuto No, I'll tell it. (laugh) Whenever we stay at a hotel for work, Yama-chan, Chii (Chinen Yuri) and I sleep together. But Chii and I always crawl into Yamada's bed...
Yamada That time was different ne... (laugh)
Yuto Chii wasn't there, so Yama-chan and I had the room. Yama-chan had already fallen asleep, so I went to my own bed to sleep. Then...
Yamada Eeeeeeh, are you seriously telling that story!?
Yuto I am! (laugh) Yama-chan said 「Hey, Yuto-kun, are you sleeping?」 When I answered 「Yeah」 a little while later he kept on asking me 「Can you fall asleep? Do you make yourself fall asleep?」 So I tried asking him 「Yama-chan, can you fall asleep?」 back, then he said 「No... I had a scary dream...」! Ne, Yama-chan♪(laugh)
Yamada I couldn't help it! I really had a scary dream, I couldn't close my eyes!!
Yuto Cute-, cute-♪ (laugh)
Yamada But, you guys (Yuto and Chinen) always say 「let's sleep together」 and go in my bed, ne? Because I'm always okay with it. (laugh)
Yuto But there are times when you aren't okay with it too.
Yamada I forget- (laugh)
Yuto Speaking of which, when we don't have to stay ata hotel, you say 「This time, I want everyone in Hey! Say! JUMP to go to an amusement park ne」
Yamada Yeah.
Yuto But, before that, Tottsu (Totsuka Shota) and I haven't fulfilled our promise yet. The promise was that we'd go to a theme park. So I want to invite Tottsu.
Yamada It's okay ne, I agree, I agree♪
Yuto In Hey! Say! JUMP, there's Takaki-kun as our older brother too, but... when we go to amusement parks, he seems eager to take the initiative so it looks like he won't be reliable. (laugh) He'll say 「Awesome, that looks really interesting!」 and he'll probably go off wherever on his own.
Yamada Un, he'll say that. (laugh) If Tottsu came, Yabu-kun and Inoo-kun would be there to talk to him, I'd be relieved.
Yuto Yeah, it's a promise!
Do not repost. Unbeta'd. I need help with a few partss, corrections are very much appreciated.
scans from Happy Town
A~, mou~!
You promised not to tell!!
Secret♪ Secret♪ Best Friends' Talk
ナイショ♪ナイショ♪の仲よし対談
They move together, eat together, etc. Yuto & Yama-chan always do things together. These two best friends did a free talk on the rooftop in good weather... Filled with energy, did they scatter it with each other's secrets!?
Yamada Hey hey. This month, we can freely talk about whatever we like. What will we do?
Yuto What shall we do? Anything is fine.
Yamada Like a story about the time when I teased Yuto-kun?
Yuto Eeh! You don't tease me!! It's the other way around, I tease you.
Yamada Really? (laugh) Rather, we play and tease each other. Right?
Yuto N~~? (←seems like he didn't understand a little) Me, I use oil paper on the pores on my nose a lot. It worries me. (gets told by the staff, 「Doesn't everyone do that?」) Eh, really?
Yamada I don't get pimples?
Yuto Yeah, you don't! That's why I admire Yama-chan's skin. But, when it's Yama-chan's time, I'll make fun of your pores ne. I'll say things like 「Nose pimples-♪」
Yamada Fuhahahahahaha.
Yuto That's not all. One day, I will casually say 「hanamogera~」, it looks like I'll be waiting for Yama-chan's turn. For now, I'm 「hanamogera」...
(hanamogera = From hana wo mogeru,which literally translates to, "nose falls off". I wish someone could explain this better than I can. ._.)
Yamada You shouldn't say that for Duet-. (laugh)
Yuto Whatever it is, I'm absolutely a 「hanamogera」…。
Yamada Waaait a minute! If you're only going to say that, you'll make me look completely bad!!
Yuto No, I'll say it. I get back at you on purpose so that you would care... For example, when I call you 「Odebu-chan」.
(debu = chubby, fat)
Yamada More than that, whenever I eat pork you say 「That's cannibalism, ne」
Yuto Eh! Wait, wait!! About 「cannibalism」, I said that only once that time! I'm sure of it.
Yamada Oi oi. Just now you said 「"about" cannibalism」 right? So you admit that you said other things besides that too!?
(Yuto says 「共食い“は”」 instead of 「共食い“が”」, and that is what Yamada points out. This website can explain it better than I can.)
Yuto Eh......? (bitter smile)
Yamada For revenge, I'll attack you with 「hanamogera」 (laugh)
Yuto I see- (laugh) But we absolutely don't get into fistfights ne. We probably won't do that from now on either.
Yamada Yuto-kun, you're weak. (laugh)
Yuto Un. Recently everyone tells me, 「It's all about the muscles」 but I knew my muscles were "見せ筋"
Yamada When Yuto-kun and I have a shoulder punch contest, because I feel that he isn't that strong and that he won't give in even when I punch him lighty, Yuto seriously punches me while saying 「Ufa-!」 with a weird voice. (laugh)
Yuto If Yama-chan was serious[ly punching me], I'd die.
Yamada You won't die, you won't die. (laugh)
Yuto Me, I'm good at janken, but when I win, there are times when I punch Yamada on the shoulder too...
Yamada Those punches don't work at all. (laugh) Ah, what, do you want to have an arm wrestling contest now?
Yuto I'll absolutely lose to you at arm wrestling too. But maa, let's try it just this once?
(※They have a match at once. The winner is Yama-chan!)
Yuto You see. But I don't regret it! That's why I want to grow taller first. It's better to work on my muscles later. If I work out too much, I won't grow.
Yamada I worked on my muscles, so I won't grow...? (bitter smile) But yeah! Tell that to me here! Everyone thinks I'm fat! This isn't fat. These are muscles!
Yuto (with a serious face) Yes. That's true. But yesterday, the fact that Nishikido(Ryo)-kun told you 「Oh, shape up」 is true too. Right, Yama-chan? (laugh)
Yamada Fuhyahahahaha, but when my senpai tell me that, I'm happy. (laugh) Just talking to them makes me happy. Whatever they say, I'll live positively.
Yuto Oh~~~. Cool!
Yamada But can you stop looking at pictures of pigs whenever you call me? Even though that's proof of how close we are. (laugh)
Yuto Un. I noticed that I say that too much.
Yamada You're a good guy. (laugh)
Yuto We're best friends ne♪ Yes, Yama-chan. (And he gives him chocolate)
Yamada ...wait a minute, Yuto-kun. Isn't this going to make me fatter!? Because back then, when I got sweets, I'd eat them each time, but I don't want to eat anymore! (laugh)
Yuto Mo~, hear me out. When you eat sweets, you have to share with the people near you, right!? That's common sense.
Yamada Right, right. Yes, thank you. (And as expected, he eats once more) But Yuto-kun is really cute ne.
Yuto Eh, really? Why?
Yamada Un. Because look, like when everyone's in a car while it is moving. Yuto-kun, while you say 「Yama-chan!」, you bounce in the seat right next to me.
Yuto That's in a 「Come over here」 way.
Yamada I know. When I see you, I think 「So cute--」
Yuto Yama-chan, do you have any cute points? When we slept over for a handshake meeting in commemoration of the sale of 『Hey! Say!』...
Yamada Aaaaaah? You plan on telling that story!? I won't! I absolutely won't!!
Yuto No, I'll tell it. (laugh) Whenever we stay at a hotel for work, Yama-chan, Chii (Chinen Yuri) and I sleep together. But Chii and I always crawl into Yamada's bed...
Yamada That time was different ne... (laugh)
Yuto Chii wasn't there, so Yama-chan and I had the room. Yama-chan had already fallen asleep, so I went to my own bed to sleep. Then...
Yamada Eeeeeeh, are you seriously telling that story!?
Yuto I am! (laugh) Yama-chan said 「Hey, Yuto-kun, are you sleeping?」 When I answered 「Yeah」 a little while later he kept on asking me 「Can you fall asleep? Do you make yourself fall asleep?」 So I tried asking him 「Yama-chan, can you fall asleep?」 back, then he said 「No... I had a scary dream...」! Ne, Yama-chan♪(laugh)
Yamada I couldn't help it! I really had a scary dream, I couldn't close my eyes!!
Yuto Cute-, cute-♪ (laugh)
Yamada But, you guys (Yuto and Chinen) always say 「let's sleep together」 and go in my bed, ne? Because I'm always okay with it. (laugh)
Yuto But there are times when you aren't okay with it too.
Yamada I forget- (laugh)
Yuto Speaking of which, when we don't have to stay ata hotel, you say 「This time, I want everyone in Hey! Say! JUMP to go to an amusement park ne」
Yamada Yeah.
Yuto But, before that, Tottsu (Totsuka Shota) and I haven't fulfilled our promise yet. The promise was that we'd go to a theme park. So I want to invite Tottsu.
Yamada It's okay ne, I agree, I agree♪
Yuto In Hey! Say! JUMP, there's Takaki-kun as our older brother too, but... when we go to amusement parks, he seems eager to take the initiative so it looks like he won't be reliable. (laugh) He'll say 「Awesome, that looks really interesting!」 and he'll probably go off wherever on his own.
Yamada Un, he'll say that. (laugh) If Tottsu came, Yabu-kun and Inoo-kun would be there to talk to him, I'd be relieved.
Yuto Yeah, it's a promise!
Do not repost. Unbeta'd. I need help with a few partss, corrections are very much appreciated.