The tailor of a cat... is clearly insane.
Courtesy of quatrefoil, I bring you this fabulous Japanese website offering clothing for cats: The Tailor Of A Cat.
It's not just the clothes that are hilarious (they allow you to dress your cat as Anne of Green Gables, for example); it's the quaintly fractured English descriptions.
Example:
"Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here. This is the hat and shawl for disguising oneself." (OK...)
and
"The time-tested foppish item of a Dalmatian handle!" (WTF?)
and
"I am the feeling which became a daughter." (WTF???)
And do read the three points of advice at the top of the page. Any item that begins "1. You need to dress a cat" demands attention.
It's not just the clothes that are hilarious (they allow you to dress your cat as Anne of Green Gables, for example); it's the quaintly fractured English descriptions.
Example:
"Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here. This is the hat and shawl for disguising oneself." (OK...)
and
"The time-tested foppish item of a Dalmatian handle!" (WTF?)
and
"I am the feeling which became a daughter." (WTF???)
And do read the three points of advice at the top of the page. Any item that begins "1. You need to dress a cat" demands attention.