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Do I look fuller in the face to you? I haven't noticed it but Andromache says I'm getting tubby. Yes, my feelings are hurt, but I just can't stop eating at the moment. I asked mum about it and she said that I'm probably just getting ready for one last growth spurt. Growth? Unless I want to start shopping at Magic and Tall I think I shouldn't be ( Read more... )

She's very...prying, isn't she. But she provides some..um...insights. Gin, I need to talk to you. Privately. Now ( Read more... )

Blah blah blah back at school blah blah blah Harry's chasing tail, blah blah I have NONE the End.

Pudding Consumed: 1.5kg ( Read more... )

Bit pissed off that my sister's in an exclusive club thing that I'm not in. Just because I'm not Princess Sparkle material. Hmph. Bollocks to them ( Read more... )

So this bloody strange woman interupts when I'm doing research for my muggle studies assignment and she calls me a pervert and jumps on me and runs away then drags me around the corner! What a nutter! she's bloody mad! And then she shoves me back into the aisle with this other girl ( Read more... )

Bollocks. Bollocks to you all.

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