Gossip Girl Finale
Seriously, what happened? What in the name of lord happened??
REALLY?
After six seasons of watching rich people party all day and sleep around, Gossip Girl is
;
DAN HUMPHREY????
Haha it doesn't even make sense.
It all started because roneryboy lonelyboy from Brooklyn wanted to fit in with the gang and started writing gossip about that gang. Then, he got attracted to Serena, stalked her, dated her, broke up with her; dated Vanessa, still stalking Serena, broke up with her, and also still stalking Serena; dated Blair, stalking Serena yay, broke up with her, who says I stopped stalking Serena? not me! and whatever so on so forth while still acting as Gossip Girl reporting on their every action. Really. That's real neat.
I don't even. I can't even. This show is ... ugh.
Oh and the best part is Serena married her stalker aka man-with-the-big-hair-full-of-shitsecrets ex-boyfriend (I thought she dumped him what like, a few seasons ago? now they're back together? didn't Dan turned down Serena for Blair a season back when she was trying so hard to get into his pants? wait what? WHAT?????). HAHAAHA it's like the writers feel like they shouldn't stop trolling us till the end, it's like their duty as writers of a terrible show to give us a terrible show right till the finale. they don't care if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever, and even though Kristen Bell did make a cameo which confused the heck outta us, to them it still makes sense that a lonelyboy from Brooklyn should be Gossip Girl. as if we didn't know already. i always knew he was a little girl inside.
Side note: While we were fed-up waiting to find out who GG is during the 2-hour long waste of time show, we were bombarded with clips of Carrie Diaries like we all should give a damn about the show. I think it further stems my decision of avoiding this show for life. If the ending of Gossip Girl was any indicator, the Carrie Diaries will be a trainwreck right from the start.
REALLY?
After six seasons of watching rich people party all day and sleep around, Gossip Girl is
;
DAN HUMPHREY????
Haha it doesn't even make sense.
It all started because roneryboy lonelyboy from Brooklyn wanted to fit in with the gang and started writing gossip about that gang. Then, he got attracted to Serena, stalked her, dated her, broke up with her; dated Vanessa, still stalking Serena, broke up with her, and also still stalking Serena; dated Blair, stalking Serena yay, broke up with her, who says I stopped stalking Serena? not me! and whatever so on so forth while still acting as Gossip Girl reporting on their every action. Really. That's real neat.
I don't even. I can't even. This show is ... ugh.
Oh and the best part is Serena married her stalker aka man-with-the-big-hair-full-of-shitsecrets ex-boyfriend (I thought she dumped him what like, a few seasons ago? now they're back together? didn't Dan turned down Serena for Blair a season back when she was trying so hard to get into his pants? wait what? WHAT?????). HAHAAHA it's like the writers feel like they shouldn't stop trolling us till the end, it's like their duty as writers of a terrible show to give us a terrible show right till the finale. they don't care if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever, and even though Kristen Bell did make a cameo which confused the heck outta us, to them it still makes sense that a lonelyboy from Brooklyn should be Gossip Girl. as if we didn't know already. i always knew he was a little girl inside.
Side note: While we were fed-up waiting to find out who GG is during the 2-hour long waste of time show, we were bombarded with clips of Carrie Diaries like we all should give a damn about the show. I think it further stems my decision of avoiding this show for life. If the ending of Gossip Girl was any indicator, the Carrie Diaries will be a trainwreck right from the start.