Akudemy short-shorts - Something in the teriyaki chicken

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Title: Something in the teriyaki chicken
Author: Me! _superherogirl_ :D
Characters: Axel and Demyx, naturally... oh right and Axel's mother.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Demyx stays over Axel's crib place and has some chicken teriyaki with the mom. Crack at it's best.
Authors Note: This is just the beginning of my cracktastic Akudemy short-shorts. I have a bunch of

Comments

[joyless_euphora]

That ... is freakin' hilarious.

I cracked up. And I had to hide my snickers from my mom (as I'm supposed to do homework right now).

It was love. <3

[_superherogirl_]

*beams and snorts* Why thank you dahling! I only live to make people laugh at my cheesy stupidities! I'm honored you liked it so, as well as risked getting caught by mumsy. :D I couldn't help myself, and writing crack always makes me feel better. :3

Goodluck with your homework! *wink wink* Thankfully your mom didn't catch you though, that probably wouldn't have been very pretty. Once again thank you so very much! ;**

[joyless_euphora]

You're welcome, m'dear! I love crack. They say "Crack Kills", but really, I think it SAVESLIVESLIEKEVERYDAY. Srsly.

Thanks. xD Nah, she's in bed. But she's got ears like a ... Like a, uh .... Hawk? No, that's eyes ... Dog? YESDOG. There.

[_superherogirl_]

Ditto, ditto! LOL I agree 110% and then some! xD Crack does save lives. Yess sireee.

Oh goodie now you have more time to slack off- I mean uh work... right. >.>; :D

DOG TOTALLY LOL Oh you crack me up! XD Ha corny pun! *crickets* I gotta lay off on the candy, but it's seriously the only thing that keeps me up at insane hours of the night, or day. *cough*

OMIGOSH BOOTY BUMP! Your icon is so adorable! DD:

[joyless_euphora]

Mmmyeeees.

What about jacking off? ... Oh. OhOH. SLACKING off. Right...

XD Everyone loves a corny pun every now and then. They taste like popcorn! -Shot.-

XD THANKS. I love eet, too. Have you not seen the Xemnas Reports?

Look For the blue icons that say 'XR Number Blah'

[_superherogirl_]

*Her Kairi icon spontaneously combusts from the ultra super duper adorableness of your icons XD*

Naughty, naughty! XD *snort* Jacking Slacking off is part of a healthy growing kid's balanced breakfast daily life. :D It must be a rule of some sort.

You're very welcome! *does the Homer Simpson* DOH! How can I have missed that one! I personally think it's just that I'm stupid, and my short term memory doesn't allow me to remember the awesome things I find via internets. D: But oh em gee I do love those Xemnas reports, they're absolutely brilliant. Thanks for the linkie dollface! *still kicking self for having forgotten that one dkfhsdkjfh*

[joyless_euphora]

I have many UNDEFEATABLE icons. XD

Sh'yeah, fer teh wihn. <3<3

XD That's all right. They're godliness on a stick. And the artist has also gone on to doing the Xigbar Reports now. XD

[_superherogirl_]

Yes you do ma'am, you do indeed! xD♥

I was reading the Xigbar reports the other day with a friend on the phone, holy hell I almost pissed myself from the laughing. The artist's brilliantness is too much for me at times, love lovee. *still praising*

And you know what I've concluded, that you're awesome like whoa major. *has watched too much Zenon* So there. :P♥

[joyless_euphora]

<3

XD I was on the phone when I read my first one, too. I was laughing, and my girlfriend was like, "WUT?! WUT IZ WRONGUH?!" It was great.

o_O; I'm glad to be 'awesome like whoa major'. I guess that makes you hardcore like buttered toast?