Akudemy short-shorts - Something in the teriyaki chicken
Title: Something in the teriyaki chicken
Author: Me! _superherogirl_ :D
Characters: Axel and Demyx, naturally... oh right and Axel's mother.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Demyx stays over Axel's crib place and has some chicken teriyaki with the mom. Crack at it's best.
Authors Note: This is just the beginning of my cracktastic Akudemy short-shorts. I have a bunch of Kairi rules, so I decided why not some short-shorts. They're based on the 'Raspberry Swirl' AU world, but you can still read it without being lost or something. It's crack for goodness sake, it doesn't need to make much sense. :P
Dedications: To whoever reads and enjoys it! :D
Disclaimer: This Fag Hag is very sad to inform you all that... none of these wonderful worlds of magic and fantasy belong to her. *sniffle*
“Yummy, dinner was delicious Mrs. Morrison!”
Axel’s mother beamed at the statement, and bowed her head slightly, “Thank you Demy dear. I’m very glad to hear that, but please call me miss.”
The other red-head arched a brow, “Miss? Since when…?”
“Oh you know very well that I’m not with your dad anymore. So naturally I don’t want to be referred to as Mrs.! It makes me feel old,” Desiree said with a pout.
Axel rolled his eyes and picked at the teriyaki chicken with his fork, “Still have those aspirations of marrying that dumb ol’ rock star?”
“That dumb rock star is your namesake bucko. You cannot possibly tell me you don’t like Axl Rose.”
“You know I do mom, but I don’t fantasize about marrying him.”
Desiree suppressed a chuckle as best she could, “I wouldn’t blame you if you did, but whatever tickles your pickle sonny. I know I’m still madly in lust with the man. He would’ve really made a grand father for-”
Both boys cringed and Axel was about ready to barf all the teriyaki in his system. There were some things that a mother should never bring up after dinner, being madly in lust- eww - with one of your idols is one of them. He really didn’t have much of a choice in that department. His mom had him singing ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ at the tender age of five. Honestly, Axel thought he sounded rather cool at that age.
“I’m sure you could have him if you really wanted to Mrs. Morrison, you’re quite the looker and-”
Axel sent one of his almighty death glares in his best friend’s direction, “Dude, don’t hit on my mom, that’s wrong on so many levels of…. Wrong!”
“Oh please Axel, you’re just jealous because he isn’t complimenting you,” Desiree said as she stretched her arms backward.
Demyx laughed and stood up to pick up the dirty dishes, “But it’s true Axel, your mom is hot.” He leaned over the red-head to retrieve his plate as well, but Axel still had his fork stuck in the chicken.
“Watch it, I’m still eating my chicken!”
“Oh give it up boy, you don’t want anymore I know you. Especially now that you’re all riled up.”
The blond snorted as he finally snatched the plate away from him, “Thank you.”
Axel sneered, “I’m not riled up!”
With a devious smirk pasted upon her face, Axel’s mother stared at Demyx as he made his way into the kitchen to go wash the dishes. She then looked back at her son, “Why can’t you ever be that considerate? He’s not even my son and he does more chores around the house than you!”
“Mom, he’s not normal. He’s one of those orphan alien babies that had his ship crash into Destiny Islands, and since in his birth planet or galaxy kids like doing chores... He does them! Because honestly no normal kid goes and does chores! Not willingly anyway!”
“His mullet is quite fashionable as well, I remember when your dad had a mullet,” she stared off dreamily.
Axel shot his arms up into the air and grunted in frustration, as well as disgust. Now his mother was checking Demyx out. He was going to be sick and real soon at that. “I’m going to go to my room before I hurl all over you, thanks.”
“All done!” Demyx said grinning wide.
Without another word, Axel ignored anything else said by both his mother and Demyx as he made his way up the stairs. The last thing he needed was to have a nightmare of his mother and best friend shacking up. Or even worse…
Axel stopped a quarter of the way up the stairs, and had a rather scary mental picture pop into his head. He could see it now…
“Mom, I’m home!”
“Oh hey sonny, your dad and I have some great news for you.”
“Dad? But I haven’t seen dad in years…”
“No silly, your step dad. Remember, your best buddy ol’ pal!”
“HUH?!”
Demyx popped up next to Desiree and placed an arm around her, “Hey son, your mother and I have great news for you.”
She sniffled and rubbed her belly as if she were some kind of Buddha.
Axel stared at the both of them awestruck, and really didn’t even want to jump to anymore conclusions that he had already jumped into.
“There’s going to be a new little bundle of joy in the family! Isn’t that wonderful?”
“Yeah son, I knocked your mom up and now you’re going to have a baby sister!”
The red-head’s eyes twitched, and he collapsed backwards onto the floor.
“I think he’s just as excited as we are Demmy-poo.”
“Ah, I love our son. He’s a great kid y’know. I remember that time when he was seven, and he scraped his knee. He came running to me to cure his booboo… Those were the days.”
“-Demmy, that never happened.”
Demyx blinked, “Oh right.”
“Regardless, let’s take advantage of our son’s unconsciousness and make out.”
“Okay!”
They wrapped their arms around each other, and began their own session of tonsil blitz ball.
Demyx looked over at his best friend and stared, “Axel, are you okay?”
The boy snapped out of it and glared at Demyx once more. He simply pointed to the door, “Out.”
“But…”
“Demyx, out.”
“Maybe it was something in the teriyaki chic-”
“OUT!”
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Disturbing crack, but crack nonetheless. Hope you all enjoyed it. xP
Author: Me! _superherogirl_ :D
Characters: Axel and Demyx, naturally... oh right and Axel's mother.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Demyx stays over Axel's crib place and has some chicken teriyaki with the mom. Crack at it's best.
Authors Note: This is just the beginning of my cracktastic Akudemy short-shorts. I have a bunch of Kairi rules, so I decided why not some short-shorts. They're based on the 'Raspberry Swirl' AU world, but you can still read it without being lost or something. It's crack for goodness sake, it doesn't need to make much sense. :P
Dedications: To whoever reads and enjoys it! :D
Disclaimer: This Fag Hag is very sad to inform you all that... none of these wonderful worlds of magic and fantasy belong to her. *sniffle*
“Yummy, dinner was delicious Mrs. Morrison!”
Axel’s mother beamed at the statement, and bowed her head slightly, “Thank you Demy dear. I’m very glad to hear that, but please call me miss.”
The other red-head arched a brow, “Miss? Since when…?”
“Oh you know very well that I’m not with your dad anymore. So naturally I don’t want to be referred to as Mrs.! It makes me feel old,” Desiree said with a pout.
Axel rolled his eyes and picked at the teriyaki chicken with his fork, “Still have those aspirations of marrying that dumb ol’ rock star?”
“That dumb rock star is your namesake bucko. You cannot possibly tell me you don’t like Axl Rose.”
“You know I do mom, but I don’t fantasize about marrying him.”
Desiree suppressed a chuckle as best she could, “I wouldn’t blame you if you did, but whatever tickles your pickle sonny. I know I’m still madly in lust with the man. He would’ve really made a grand father for-”
Both boys cringed and Axel was about ready to barf all the teriyaki in his system. There were some things that a mother should never bring up after dinner, being madly in lust- eww - with one of your idols is one of them. He really didn’t have much of a choice in that department. His mom had him singing ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ at the tender age of five. Honestly, Axel thought he sounded rather cool at that age.
“I’m sure you could have him if you really wanted to Mrs. Morrison, you’re quite the looker and-”
Axel sent one of his almighty death glares in his best friend’s direction, “Dude, don’t hit on my mom, that’s wrong on so many levels of…. Wrong!”
“Oh please Axel, you’re just jealous because he isn’t complimenting you,” Desiree said as she stretched her arms backward.
Demyx laughed and stood up to pick up the dirty dishes, “But it’s true Axel, your mom is hot.” He leaned over the red-head to retrieve his plate as well, but Axel still had his fork stuck in the chicken.
“Watch it, I’m still eating my chicken!”
“Oh give it up boy, you don’t want anymore I know you. Especially now that you’re all riled up.”
The blond snorted as he finally snatched the plate away from him, “Thank you.”
Axel sneered, “I’m not riled up!”
With a devious smirk pasted upon her face, Axel’s mother stared at Demyx as he made his way into the kitchen to go wash the dishes. She then looked back at her son, “Why can’t you ever be that considerate? He’s not even my son and he does more chores around the house than you!”
“Mom, he’s not normal. He’s one of those orphan alien babies that had his ship crash into Destiny Islands, and since in his birth planet or galaxy kids like doing chores... He does them! Because honestly no normal kid goes and does chores! Not willingly anyway!”
“His mullet is quite fashionable as well, I remember when your dad had a mullet,” she stared off dreamily.
Axel shot his arms up into the air and grunted in frustration, as well as disgust. Now his mother was checking Demyx out. He was going to be sick and real soon at that. “I’m going to go to my room before I hurl all over you, thanks.”
“All done!” Demyx said grinning wide.
Without another word, Axel ignored anything else said by both his mother and Demyx as he made his way up the stairs. The last thing he needed was to have a nightmare of his mother and best friend shacking up. Or even worse…
Axel stopped a quarter of the way up the stairs, and had a rather scary mental picture pop into his head. He could see it now…
“Mom, I’m home!”
“Oh hey sonny, your dad and I have some great news for you.”
“Dad? But I haven’t seen dad in years…”
“No silly, your step dad. Remember, your best buddy ol’ pal!”
“HUH?!”
Demyx popped up next to Desiree and placed an arm around her, “Hey son, your mother and I have great news for you.”
She sniffled and rubbed her belly as if she were some kind of Buddha.
Axel stared at the both of them awestruck, and really didn’t even want to jump to anymore conclusions that he had already jumped into.
“There’s going to be a new little bundle of joy in the family! Isn’t that wonderful?”
“Yeah son, I knocked your mom up and now you’re going to have a baby sister!”
The red-head’s eyes twitched, and he collapsed backwards onto the floor.
“I think he’s just as excited as we are Demmy-poo.”
“Ah, I love our son. He’s a great kid y’know. I remember that time when he was seven, and he scraped his knee. He came running to me to cure his booboo… Those were the days.”
“-Demmy, that never happened.”
Demyx blinked, “Oh right.”
“Regardless, let’s take advantage of our son’s unconsciousness and make out.”
“Okay!”
They wrapped their arms around each other, and began their own session of tonsil blitz ball.
Demyx looked over at his best friend and stared, “Axel, are you okay?”
The boy snapped out of it and glared at Demyx once more. He simply pointed to the door, “Out.”
“But…”
“Demyx, out.”
“Maybe it was something in the teriyaki chic-”
“OUT!”
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Disturbing crack, but crack nonetheless. Hope you all enjoyed it. xP