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For some reason I'm a sucker for ebonics jokes


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"McCain is the man we need to leave..uh lead."

-Vice Presidential Candidate Palin

Michael Phelps should have a Barry Bonds asterisk next to his name in the record books. Not because he's juicing, but because he's not on the level of Mark Spitz. Phelps doesn't have a strand of body hair, wears two caps and has a full body laser sculpted wet suit. Spitz had a speedo, the seventies head of hair and the giant seventies 'stache ( Read more... )