[omega!] generation 3: the golden years
Featuring sims by sounseelie and sixamsims and THAT'S ALL.
Warnings: Not many! I was good this time. But, for the sake of the record... swearing, nudity, blue dots & ghost fire.
I made a PERFECT little beach house for Anka (sounseelie) and Lima, it totally fit in with Twikki Island… and then I realized I built it in THREE LAKES, so it was actually this awkwardly tropical oasis in the middle of the mountains, but. WHATEVER.
Anka: NOOOO MY HOUSE DOESN’T MATCH!
That or all the pine-y freshness is giving her flashbacks to her affair with Dieterbot…
(BECAUSE OF CLEANING PRODUCTS. JUST TO CLARIFY.)
Back-packing Guy: So… this is awkward.
Look at how beautifully color-coordinated they are! I knew this relationship was meant to be.
Yeah, I made them bring Dieterbot (sixamsims). Who else is going to do their laundry and clean up using pine-scented products????
Or… go swimming in all his clothes?
Dieterbot: Note to self… electronic devices shouldn’t be submerged in water.
Meanwhile, Anka and Lima are patching up their relationship. I’m so proud of them.
Or not.
Lima: You can hug me but DON’T YOU DARE touch my hand!
Lima: I’m a surgeon! I make my living with these hands!
Except you’re actually a lawyer. Or something.
Bringing Dieterbot didn’t work out as well as I’d hoped. Anka still had to do the cooking. Some vacation, right?
Although it’s getting better by the minute. RAWR! Silver fox status! (Also, blue dot homage to Arrested Development.)
Time for the hot springs.
Ahh… it’s nice to finally unwind a little! (Or whatever that pop-up bubble says.)
Local: So… you guys party?
Lima: ++++++++++++++
LumberJill: Brilliant! I call it “Study with Inclined Plane.”
Lima; Money money money… MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is actually the most depressing picture ever. It reminds me of Bergman. Or, you know, one of those movies where everything’s grey and no one can stand it anymore.
Dieterbot is such a disaster.
This reminds me of a photograph I once saw called “Le Squelette Vivant.”
And this is what candidates on “The Bachelorette” would describe as “OMGsparks!”
Anka: Noooooo not your beautiful red smoking! (You’d think there was a good word for a smoking jacket in French but it’s actually just le smoking.)
Despite his best efforts, Lima’s still sleeping on the couch.
But we’re getting there!
BOOM, baby!
I knew this expensive vacation would pay off. The solution to relationship problems is always SPEND MORE MONEY.
She literally swam into a corner and stayed there for an hour.
Oh, yeah, and then it snowed. On the palm trees. (Damn you, Three Lakes!)
Anka: It’s so… beautiful…
Does anyone else remember that movie in which the little girl walked into a bonfire in the first few minutes? It must have been one of those Exorcist knock-offs.
Elmer Bigfoot! Seriously, Bigfoot creeps me out majorly, even though they clearly tried to make him look lovable and snuggly.
Seriously! What’s wrong with his eyes!
Lima and Bigfoot bond over their mutual love of tomato soup. It’s MM-MM GOOD, RIGHT?
Meanwhile Dieterbot realizes that Anka is back with her husband, and the action becomes somewhat general.
Even a broken heart can’t stop this dancing machine.
I guess this would be fun if you were incapable of getting nauseated.
STOP - TABLEAU TIME
Dieterbot: WHY YOU NO LOVE ME NO MORE
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Anka: Did you know I was a soccer star?
Seriously? In what universe do lawyers make more than pro ball players? Fucking glass ceiling…
Anka: I didn’t set that fire. Nuh-uh.
This fire burned forever and no one did anything, and they eventually started ignoring it.
And yay, there’s a pretty palm tree! The end!
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