[omega!] generation four.zero
Warnings: Swearing, Monty Python, Dog the Bounty Hunter, etc., etc. You know the drill. Oh yes, and THE RETURN OF SILVER FLAME.
This update features sims by jens_sims, katu_sims, sounseelie, rhiannon_alexis, bondchick_nett, sixamsims, smustleparty, freudroid, telectroscope, stakeit_uk and kathsy.
Previously on the Omegas, India had an illegitimate baby with Jeffery (jens_sims), Delta died, and everyone went to college. I didn't mention who I picked for heir, but I guess we'll find out.
Hmm, who owns this gorgeous shack?
Well, that only took about eighteen pictures. SO WHO IS THE HEIR?
It's...
LIMA!
(I struggled about choosing him over Kilo, but I liked his aspiration better.)
To refresh your memory, here are Lima's stats:
LIMA OMEGA
Popularity/Wealth
+Hats, brown hair
-Perfume
6/10/10/2/7
LTW: Become DA LAW
I also didn't move him in with his folks, because whenever I start playing with too many sims I get stressed out and it's not fun anymore, so. India and Yukon have retired and gotten old - I may do an extra update about them sometime soon.
And there are Lima's boots.
The Welcome Wagon arrives - it's my self-sim! And a Maxis townie, and Lima's great uncle Charlie.
Oh! And Woe Begone, by katu_sims!
My self-sim likes Charlie. (Unrelated, but I wish I could do that with my mouth in real life.)
(Also, in retrospect, that sounds really sexual when I'm reading it without looking at the picture.)
Woe Begone: LOL! LIMA WHY U SO FUNNY?
Uh-oh. The school cheer killed it. (They have negative chemistry, unfortunately.)
Lima: That's a beautiful pink dress you have on. Have you noticed my boots?
Stop trying, Lima. It's not going to work.
Woe Begone takes out her anger with Lima's violin.
Fortunately for Lima's Saturday night, his girlfriend from college (Anka November, by sounseelie) calls and asks him Downtown.
When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go… DOWNTOWN
Anka: I'm still not wearing a shirt WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT
Lima: No, I'd rather dance about it!
Uh-oh.
Seriously, brah, I don't think you should be judging Anka and Lima when you went out to a nightclub IN SOCKS.
rhiannon_alexis' Jeremiah, looking super fly. (He just looks to me like the wealthy son of a business tycoon. I don't know why.)
FISH FIGHT FISH FIGHT FISH FIGHT
(Seriously, best. Hack. Ever.)
Click to viewBRB LOLING FOREVA
Damn, all that fish slapping got them HOT!
… there's no good way to apologize for that joke.
And then she left? Sucks for you, Lima.
Lima: *SLEEPS*
Since he's all alone and bored, Lima decides to call up a gypsy. Like you do.
Gypsy: GAZE INTO MY GIANT LIGHTBULB
His blind date is rhiannon_alexis' Alba. SO CUTE, RIGHT?
AND THEY HAVE THREE BOLTS. UNHEARD OF.
Unfortunately, just as Lima and Alba were getting it on, Anka decided to stop by with a "dream date" gift.
Awkward.
Moving on. Lima goes to the park, and meets this red-headed and bespectacled cutie - Sigrid Valkyrie by bondchick_nett.
I like what I see!
…and then I scroll down. Look familiar? Yeah, I still haven't resolved that default problem.
Lima: Umm… hi?
Sigrid: Hey, my patients never complain.
Unfortunately they have negative chemistry.
Seriously, this athleticwear runs in the family.
(Kodiak, by sixamsims, generation one spouse.)
(Yukon, by stakeit_uk, generation three spouse.)
Am I right?
I love those vending machines. Especially the pink one.
sixamsims' Harper Bradley. So cute and pensive.
Another sim by sixamsims - Neom Gia.
And smustleparty's Finn Febwar - love her!
But OF COURSE, she and Lima had negative chemistry. For fuck's sake.
sixamsims' Dillinger Banks, one of my favorite townies - he's just the ultimate dork.
Back at home, Lima reignites his chemistry with freudroid's Nell January. (I guess they knew each other in college? Who can remember.)
Smooching.
Bam! Things are going well for them.
sixamsims' Hoover, looking very exotic.
And sixamsims' Shadow. She is SO pretty - I love her Lady Gaga hair.
And someone's Gemma. (Is this your sim? MILK CARTON TIME.)
Shadow and Lima have terrible chemistry, unfortunately.
So Lima takes out his frustration on his trusty violin.
Yet another sixamsims wallaby - this time, June.
Yeah, this is pretty much how her face looked the whole time.
A little known fact about werewolves: they love rolling around in garbage.
(Also, I probably think this picture is way prettier than I should.)
Alba comes over for another date. Lima is still making her SWOON.
THANKS, ALBA!
Walkby by telectroscope - Flinn Minion.
Lima: I LOVE YOU, ROACHES.
Lima is pretty much three for three!
Okay, so since Lima has the best chemistry with Alba, I was all set to move her in, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED that she used to date CHARLIE:
THAT'S RIGHT. LIMA'S GREAT UNCLE.
UNACCEPTABLE.
So Lima goes on another blind date, and the ever-wise gypsy brings him a Maxis teen. Fail.
If only Dillinger was a girl…
Dillinger: I can be whatever you want, baby!
…awkward.
Dillinger is the second coolest guy with a mullet I've ever seen. This is the first coolest guy:
To Fenwick's!
kathsy's Bri.
Damn witches. I hate how they make community lots SO LAGGY and then all they do is put spells on people. Rude.
sounseelie's Monroe: EWWWWWWWWW ROACHES.
(He and Lima have NOTHING in common.)
Witch: *makes things laggy*
AWKWARD x 10,000,000.
Next week: Lima finds a spouse and they have a bunch of babies THE END.
… or is it?
CUE THE OMINOUS LAUGHTER!
I hope you enjoyed it! I have the next two updates pretty much ready to go, but I'm spacing them out to increase the suspense. Or whatever.
Missed an entry? OH NOES!
1.0 || 1.1 || 1.2 || 1.3 || 1.4
2.0 || 2.1
3.0 || 3.1 || 3.2
(Also, I want to say THANK YOU to jens_sims for the little present! That was so sweet of you.)