[omega!] generation four.two
Warnings: Some rather off-color remarks, swearing (does this actually dissuade anyone?), infidelity, indiscretion and "The Real Housewives of Atlanta."
This chapter features sims by sounseelie, sixamsims, dorkasaur_sims, sims_by_izza, and jesstheex.
Last time on the Omegas, Lima married Anka (sounseelie), and then was abducted by *GASP* ALIENS *GASP* - he gave birth to Papa, the result of a pollination by Quinn (sixamsims). Then Anka had Quebec (we ignored her) and I left you just as she was about to give birth again.
There's the new baby - Romeo! She's navy blue and has black hair and alien eyes.
Anka is such a good mother. I don't even KNOW where Lima is.
There's baby Quebec, as a toddler. She looks quite like Kilo when he was little.
Papa, meanwhile, is still a motherfucking prodigy.
GASP COULD IT BE? Lima's ACTUALLY involving himself in his child's life? (Of course he picks Kilo's clone to favor. That's gotta tell you something.)
Quebec: Hey, stop psychoanalyzing him. I'm a middle child so I have to take attention whenever I can get it!
(That's true, you know. My father's a middle child. I, on the other hand, am an only child. Who would have guessed THAT?)
Aaand it's her birthday. That was fast.
Lima: Yay! Time to grow up, Kilo! Er, I mean... Papa? What's your name?
Lima: WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG
Quebec grows up and immediately starts smustling. Y'know, like you do.
There's a better picture. She's super presh, selon moi.
WHAT OMG
Oh hey, there, Gemma who was specially made for me by sims_by_izza. (Oh hey, there, unnecessary use of the passive voice.)
AND AND it's Emil, by dorkasaur_sims. He stops by in the middle of Papa's football game.
PAPA SHOULDN'T YOU BE STUDYING
Quebec: See? I told you weapon play wasn't only popular with boys!
You're preaching to the choir, girlfriend.
I guess her grades are still only OKAY. Grrrr whatever. Anka and Lima have more important things to do than take their kids to school.
Quebec's grades are probably perfect.
Yay! Yay! …yay.
Hey! Remember that blue baby? It's her birthday!
OH HI TODDLER ROMEO.
She's pretty adorable too.
Are those Lima's pants? Ugh, why are they all wrinkly and awful?
I secretly hate bump maps.
Well, that's good news. Because Lima's a PRO at handling family stuff!
It's Papa's birthday! And sixamsims' Harper Bradley showed up for the party!
Harper: I was just jogging by when I got a whiff of birthday cake, and I was like, I'm SO there!
…yeah, that's not weird.
Boom! For some reason, when Papa aged up she lost her alien eyes. (Should I be really concerned about that? Seems like one of those "beginning of the end" glitches.) So I gave her these contacts. Anyway. She's gorgeous!
Her stats are:
PAPA OMEGA
Knowledge/Wealth
10/1/10/3/10
+Perfume, fatnessCURVACEOUSNESS
-Blonde hair
LTW: Become Education Minister
So… pretty…
Quebec: Hey! Can you focus on the children that ARE eligible for heirship?
…no. No, I can't.
Harper: Thanks for inviting me to your kid's birthday party.
Lima: Do I know you?
Lima was spending all his time on robotics, and it finally paid off! Here is the NEW Omega Servo - Dieter, by sixamsims. His name shall now be Dieterbot.
(Ha. Rhymes with "Tater Tot.")
Dieterbot is immediately SOO helpful.
And… magic? He can dip babies WITHOUT actually holding them!
I find it really amusing that Servos can eat. Dieterbot spent LOTS of time in the kitchen. But at least he made everyone pork chops!
I just entertained myself for about a minute scrolling quickly between these two pictures.
(Yeeeeahhh… it kind of looks like she's jerking off two giant yet skinny invisible dicks. Just. In before the Standards people.)
Sorcha, by sounseelie, is pretty.
One of Anka's "turn-ons" was vampirism, so I decided Lima should at least TRY to make her happy. To Downtown!
…yeah. Not really what I wanted you to do, Lima.
This bartender is… sort of decent looking, actually? Y/N?
Yay, vampire! This one is Contessa Naenae.
Naenae reminds me of Nene, from the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
They're similar, right? RIGHT?
sixamsims' Tripp McSkittles. Girlfriend's got some moves!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Anka smustles with a random child on the sidewalk. Like you do.
And Kilo comes to visit! He was pretty disappointed that Lima wasn't home.
Looks like it's time for Romeo's birthday!
She's… got a weird a nose.
Post make-over. Greatly improved. Love those glasses!
Poor Papa is still trying to get her homework done.
But back to the main attraction.
Romeo: MUAHAHA I AM FAVORED
I think that's Contessa Naenae, coming to visit. The bat's wearing her stupid necklace. I never noticed that before.
…um, yeah. She's sort of awful.
Quebec's a teenager! When did that happen? Um, oops. Okay, her stats.
QUEBEC OMEGA
6/10/9/2/1
Family/Romance
+Muscles, formal wear
-Black hair
LTW: Marry Off 6 Children
GASP GASP GASP
It's Blythe? Blanche? by jesstheex.
Blythe/Blanche: MONEYS
Ugh, I don't even CARE, you cheating bastard.
Dieterbot: *wows all with his virtuosity*
Quebec: *silently wears purple*
Goddamn it. I mean. I know I kind of asked for it but I was still sad.
LOL RIGHT NEXT TO THE PICTURE OF LIMA AND ANKA REALLY?
REALLY?
Papa: How dare you defile the sanctity of marriage!
Finally I'm getting what I wanted out of Contessa Naenae: purple sparkles.
(And yes, I do recognize the irony in allowing Lima to have an affair with C.N. in order to become a vampire and better conform to his wife's turn-ons. It all made sense in my head.)
Banging is not okay with Papa, but she doesn't seem to mind C.N. FEEDING on her father's blood. It's all relative.
Lima: THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
Meet… Vampire Lima! Or should I say… Contessa Lima?
Lima: Honey, now I'm a vampire! Do you love me more?
Anka: *MINUS*
Well, I'll leave you there. Will Anka forgive Contessa Lima? Will Quebec or Romeo ever be as cute as Papa? Will I get to work on time even though I'm leaving 10 minutes late?
WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MAN? THE SHADOW KNOWS!
Missed an entry? OH NOES!
1.0 || 1.1 || 1.2 || 1.3 || 1.4
2.0 || 2.1
3.0 || 3.1 || 3.2
4.0 || 4.1
...watch pixel_trade for an upcoming challenge that will occur when I get my shit together. Later, kids!