Panty-picking and...It's Too Goddamn Early For Writing
Whee, I'm 21. Whee, hooray, yo momma.
...I don't know where the fuck my mind went, but I'm missing it right about now.
Last night we were doing laundry and had our clothes just finish in the dryer. Apparently some other man was doing laundry as well, so we were rushing to get our stuff out because we're courteous like that and also he was just fucking creepy, standing there watching. In the process Jon's head hit my cheekbone while we were both bending over and my cheek is sort of swollen. Also, I dropped some panties on the floor and as Jon's reaching to pick them up, the other dude reaches down and picks them up for him. My panties. My pretty white ones with stars on them. I'm sad.
Well, I'm off to go wander around some stores until 10 or so, then it's off to make sammiches!
On a different note, I didn't know it was possible to misspell "goddammit". I thought that was one of those "up for interpretation" kind of things. You know, no "proper" way to spell it. I've just been schooled. I got a spell-check list for it, too. Goddamn it, goddamn-it, goddammit (my personal choice), goddamn, oddment, Goodman, Goodman's, dormant, goodnight.
So instead of goodnight, I'll just be saying "goddammit". Because spell check thinks it's what I might have wanted to say. And maybe it is.
So goddammit.
...I don't know where the fuck my mind went, but I'm missing it right about now.
Last night we were doing laundry and had our clothes just finish in the dryer. Apparently some other man was doing laundry as well, so we were rushing to get our stuff out because we're courteous like that and also he was just fucking creepy, standing there watching. In the process Jon's head hit my cheekbone while we were both bending over and my cheek is sort of swollen. Also, I dropped some panties on the floor and as Jon's reaching to pick them up, the other dude reaches down and picks them up for him. My panties. My pretty white ones with stars on them. I'm sad.
Well, I'm off to go wander around some stores until 10 or so, then it's off to make sammiches!
On a different note, I didn't know it was possible to misspell "goddammit". I thought that was one of those "up for interpretation" kind of things. You know, no "proper" way to spell it. I've just been schooled. I got a spell-check list for it, too. Goddamn it, goddamn-it, goddammit (my personal choice), goddamn, oddment, Goodman, Goodman's, dormant, goodnight.
So instead of goodnight, I'll just be saying "goddammit". Because spell check thinks it's what I might have wanted to say. And maybe it is.
So goddammit.