When I ask you something while I'm not looking at you, you can't possibly expect that you can nod and I will hear it.
Once I ring you up and have already taken your money, don't search around in your purse for five minutes for that onepenny that will "even out" the change I'm supposed to give you. We have registers so I don't have to do petty math, and I don't like pennies any more than you do, so stop trying to pawn them off on me. Plus, it makes me look like an idiot trying to figure out that I've got to give you a different set of change than is already in my hand.
I don't know the new things on the menu any more than you do, and I don't know what "tastes better".
It's pronounced "Ba-ha", not "Bah-Ja" or "Boo Hoo" or whatever....
All of the bread is "the freshest we've got". Fuck you.
I constantly smell like pickles and fresh-baked bread. It's pretty awesome.