Travis: Charis, it is just not worth it to wait out here to scare you when you come out of the bathroom.
Me (from inside the bathroom): No it isn't, and do you know why?
Travis: Because you take so long in there that I'll die of old age before you come out?
Me: Also because I will stab youTravis: Uh-huh, but you don't have a knife
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