Everything's Better With Skulls

[chaosvizier]

So here I am, sipping vodka out of a skull...

Comments

[kokopellinelli]

That is so cool! Do you have longer hair than I thought? What is that behind your neck? It looks like a ponytail!

And look at Dan, wearing his sunglasses INSIDE. He's just TOO cool for life!

You will pass that signed bottle down to your children (or children of a family member) and they will remember that you are the coolest dad (or uncle, or cousin) ever!

[jacesan]

When you're that cool, the sun shines on you twenty-four hours a day.

[kokopellinelli]

That explains my year-round tan.

HA. Just kidding. I'm totally whiter than mayonnaise. But there has to be some explanation for all these damn freckles all the time.

[chaosvizier]

His future's so bright, he's gotta wear shades.

[chaosvizier]

My hair's just a little extra long because I've been lazy and haven't gone to get it chopped. Mmm, laziness. And yeah, Dan was all cool. One of the ladies next to me had a business card for "New Jersey Ghost Hunters", and she asked him to sign it, and he thought it was the coolest thing.

[kokopellinelli]

Ooh, ghost hunters! Neato!

You can always do what I do when I want to shorten my hair...take a pair of desk scissors and lop it off myself!

Salons, bah!

[chaosvizier]

Oh wait, studying the picture a bit more, I think that's someone else's head behind my head to make it look like there's more hair. But no matter, the solution's the same: CHOP IT OFF. BEGONE, FALSE HEAD!

[kokopellinelli]

To paraphrase:

"And there, inside the lump, they found teeth and fingernails. Yes. Inside the lump (on the back of Hans' head) was my twin."

[chaosvizier]

I think I saw that episode of X-Files. Murderous detachable conjoined twin! Except maybe I'm the murderous one, and the little guy is the good half. Eh, whatever. Let's get some killin' done!

[marasca]

Nice user pic! ;)

[kokopellinelli]

Thanks, you too! :)

[chaosvizier]

Ahhhh, shiny happy clones, all over my post!