"The Last Night of a Jockey."

Start at 3:04. Possibly the greatest climactic "Twilight Zone" revelation and freak-out of all time.

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(Synopsis: A down-and-out jockey wishes to be big.)

I'm so spacey when I'm sick - I found myself wondering who invented orange juice before I realized it comes from oranges. As I was thinking how silly I was, I took a sip of jasmine tea and thought about how obviously this kind of juice must come from teas.

I feel like these owls.

And nothing makes me happier right now than this owl.

German Police Pick Up Drunken Owl.

And, on a related note, Hungover Owls

Ian and I are apparently not above having a tickle fight in the middle of the sidewalk on the way to the bank because I refuse to stop pretending to be a gecko.

These are some I came up with:

I got Chi but I'm not a cheetah.
I got bisque but I'm not a biscuit.
I got cat but I'm not a catalog.
I got burrs but I'm not a burglar.
I got lice but I'm not Lysistrata.

Good Idea!: Man Submits Drawing Of Spider Instead Of Payment For Overdue Account.

BRILLIANT.

These are real e-mails sent back and forth between a client, a 19-year-old guy who got hit while turning in front of a car on his bicycle, and his lawyer, who works at my mom's office in San Francisco. Khaldoun (Kal-doon) Baghdadi showed these to her and she showed them to me.

Mon, Jul 28, 2008, 10:55 AM, Khaldoun Baghdadi wrote ( Read more... )