I'm so spacey when I'm sick - I found myself wondering who invented orange juice before I realized it comes from oranges. As I was thinking how silly I was, I took a sip of jasmine tea and thought about how obviously this kind of juice must come from teas.

I feel like these owls.

And nothing makes me happier right now than this owl.

German Police Pick Up Drunken Owl.

And, on a related note, Hungover Owls