WHY ARE THERE HUGE FUCKING SPIDERS ALL OVER MY HOUSE

GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT

And also a new dream:

Me: You know, I think he's after you because you're a virgin.
Girl in Dream: omg how could you say that I'm so tired and angry and scared and you're just a
Me: I'm just sayin'.

*follows girl into cluttered room that is very dark*

Me: Oh, Ashley*, and one more ( Read more... )

Dear neighbors,

You do not need your shitty metal playing so loud I can hear it from my window.

Dear other neighbors,

Shut your fucking kids up.

SCENE: Inside a building that does not correlate with any school or building I have ever been in before, ever. My mind somehow manages to keep the layout steady instead of continually changing it up like is ( Read more... )

Someone handed me a book in my dream. It was Alice in Wonderland themed, without Alice on the cover, and it was apparently...not a 1920's mob book, but it felt like that - more like a detective noir? From the criminals pov maybe? The colors on the cover were really loud and a bit gaudy, and looked kind of ugly on the drab olive green cover. It ( Read more... )

Dream: Be afraid! The sun in turning everyone into zombies!
Common Sense: That doesn't make-
Me: OMG CLOSE THE BLINDS.

Me: Hey, no we're in a moving trailer type house. Sweet?
Me: WHY DO THE BLINDS KEEP OPENING?
Me: Why is there a small elephant walking across the counter?
Common Sense: These things we may never know.

Karkat (NO, REALLY, WTF): GUESS WHO'S ( Read more... )

My dreams now have abominations in them! I'm going to partially blame Homestuck for this.

Dream!Me: oh god oh god stairs stairs stairs fuck stairs
Abominations: wait! we just want to tear off your skin and eat your organs!
Dream!Me: amklsfamlkdsdfl;'fg

Let's see, sandstorms that surround creepy cults, going over cliffsides, being chased by wolfbear ( Read more... )

Me: AHHHHH there are five gillion crickets in my bed and around my room and SOMETHING WORSE IN THE BATHROOM WHAT IS THIS ( Read more... )

I had a dream about dragons last night ( Read more... )

So, so, so. I just had one of the coolest, laidback dreams that allowed for some major exploration ( Read more... )

It is now homecoming night, and as I promised a friend I would attend it with her so that she may make me socialize, I will be going. It is now raining. Thank you, weather! Now please let lightning strike the school. Or a prank or two to occur, at least. I've been at work all day and never really felt like going in the first place. I should have ( Read more... )

My dreams now include the following:

being dead
zombiism
cannabalism
rebuilding a dead person largely with cyborg implants
group of people coming to the same place to reach a certain goal
gore
laughing my ass off while I dance