...it was his hat from that western fic.
Dream: Be afraid! The sun in turning everyone into zombies!
Common Sense: That doesn't make-
Me: OMG CLOSE THE BLINDS.
Me: Hey, no we're in a moving trailer type house. Sweet?
Me: WHY DO THE BLINDS KEEP OPENING?
Me: Why is there a small elephant walking across the counter?
Common Sense: These things we may never know.
Karkat (NO, REALLY, WTF): GUESS WHO'S HERE? *waltzes onto moving trailer*
Me: :D Hey, I saw your hat fly past earlier, I thought you were dead.
Me: Yay, the sun stopped turning everyone into zombies!
CS: *disbelieving look*
And then the thirty percent that was left from the northern portion of the world started trading with the 30 percent that was left of the southern portion of the world and everyone was happy. Except for some reason north was China and south was America.
Bonus points for dream me going "I've already had this dream (tonight, apparently) I know what's going to happen so I can avoid the bad parts" but NOT GOING "Hey, wait, I'm in a dream." I don't know how acknowledgment jumped realization.
Common Sense: That doesn't make-
Me: OMG CLOSE THE BLINDS.
Me: Hey, no we're in a moving trailer type house. Sweet?
Me: WHY DO THE BLINDS KEEP OPENING?
Me: Why is there a small elephant walking across the counter?
Common Sense: These things we may never know.
Karkat (NO, REALLY, WTF): GUESS WHO'S HERE? *waltzes onto moving trailer*
Me: :D Hey, I saw your hat fly past earlier, I thought you were dead.
Me: Yay, the sun stopped turning everyone into zombies!
CS: *disbelieving look*
And then the thirty percent that was left from the northern portion of the world started trading with the 30 percent that was left of the southern portion of the world and everyone was happy. Except for some reason north was China and south was America.
Bonus points for dream me going "I've already had this dream (tonight, apparently) I know what's going to happen so I can avoid the bad parts" but NOT GOING "Hey, wait, I'm in a dream." I don't know how acknowledgment jumped realization.