WEBSITE OF THE WEEK
This week I'd like to share with everyone a special website that reveals the inner secrets of your soul. It knows exactly who you are and where your future is going. It's a website of vast knowledge and knowledge of vast things. It boggles the mind and leaves one with a sour taste in one's mouth, for unexplained reasons. This website, the one I'm about to reveal to you, is pretty much the best damn thing on Earth. Unfortunately it was shut down and no longer exists.
Instead, here's a place where you can find out how old you really are. Check it out.
My Life So Far: 6366 days, 14 hours, 45 minutes, 25 seconds
Seconds, in total: 550075570 seconds
Holy Crap! I want to know my age, too! Until next week,
Take what you can get and keep it for yourself.