I'm just making a note that my eyes are going. Well, okay, my eyes are gone. I've had to wear glasses since high school for distance, which started with chalkboards and driving and movies, and is now 'put them on when you get up and take them off when you go to bed'. But lately I've noticed that my close up vision is going. I used to have very good ( Read more... )

 
$3,000 free AD&D for active military and reserves.

I read this at the top of a MYSPACE page and immediately thought it meant they were donating money to soldiers to play D&D, or Advanced D&D more precisely. 
Accidental Death (not disability) and Dismemberment didn't register for a few moments.  But actually, that is what happens in D&D too.