So, at my secretary job, this email was sent to the church inbox. I'm totally not kidding, and I haven't altered this in any way, shape, or form. It would spoil the beauty of how utterly ridiculous it is.

( Environmentalists are only right if they want vegan T. Rexes back. )

In one of the articles I found in my research (yes, I'm still researching for my summer job; I will be until the end of the month, and then I FINALLY get to work on other things...namely schoolwork). Anyway, there were some hilarious one-liners. Normally I absolutely abhor celebrity gossip (having met several rather famous people, I can tell you ( Read more... )

Hello all! I first want to say that I went to Fishers Renaissance Faire this past weekend, and it just keeps surprising me every year. They moved it to Connor Prarie, and the only thing that really was awful about it was the heat. My God, I didn't know October could be that hot. But I had a wonderful time, and I'm so glad I made it to a ren ( Read more... )

Oh man I'm so fracking jittery! I can't stop moving, which, to those of you who know me in real life, is EXTREMELY unusual. I'm twitching like a freaking crack addict ( Read more... )