A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!!

After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes.The woman i...s hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. Oh God,that was great! Now I need my money.

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If god said all men were liars and a man wrote the bible, does that disprove religion?

If Jesus is god's only son, and we are all god's children, does that mean everyone's a girl?

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches ask for it?

A dying grandmother tells her only living grandchild, "I want to leave you my entire farm, including the farm house, tractor and other equipment as well as 22,365,428.00 cash."

The grandson almost speechless at this news of new wealth says, "Grandma I didn't even know you had a farm, where is it?"

And with her last breath she whispered ...

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1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Repost.

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A friend of mine on Facebook posted this as her status:

Why is everyone celebrating the fact Bin Laden is dead? 
He's in hell enjoying his 72 virgins!
To which I replied:

Yes, but it was never specified that they would be women!
He's pissed as hell, in hell, wondering what to do with
72 men and sheep!
To which she sent me the following:

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Did Charlie Sheen take?

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