Joke of the Day

Sep 09, 2011 07:12

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!!

After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes.The woman i...s hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. Oh God,that was great! Now I need my money.

The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.

Then the hooker says, No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living.

The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to hooker. She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:

HOOKER: person who has sex for money.

Then the koala bear turns the page to koala bear and walks out the door.

The hooker reads:KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves. ;)

stolen, gfotd

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