Tea, aye, double-guh, Ur!

Why him?  Cause he's cute, of course. =D
But also: because I can be bouncy, strange, poetic(?), striped(??), stuffed (yum), and often speak before I think.  Ergo, Tigger.

The duck-bill platypus.  Because.
And yes, it was invented; by God.  It serves as proof He has a sense of humor.

Or maybe cats are the greatest invention; because I love cats.  I have seen none that aren't cute in some way; especially all big cats.