I got my strip club virginity taken tonight. It was Luna's birthday (win) and I was designated driver (fail).

Items:

1. What I've heard from a variety of sources about Portland's very high strip-club-per-capita concentration creating enough supply to serve "niche markets" -- in other words, the dancers are not all blonde Barbie clones -- was quite ( Read more... )

I don't know the whole story, and don't really care that much. I have however heard more than once over the past few months that Suicide Girls is actually a pretty shady outfit. I'm tempted to register over on Wil Wheaton's blog and post about it. But like I said, I don't care that much.

Anyway, one of their big photographers, owner of ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

I totally forgot Lux from The Virgin Suicides on my list of fictional characters I'd bone.

Tagged by mhaille, 10 fictional characters who I'd throw the bone. I place a restriction that they must look exactly like the actresses that portrayed them, but otherwise they are the characters. Pay attention! You may get tagged at the end.

In the order I thought of them:

• Evey from V for Vendetta. Post-haircut.
• Charlotte from Lost in Translation. We ( Read more... )

oh sweet christ i need to FUCK*

* Within the context of a mutually reciprocal stable relationship. Individual results may vary.

ahem.


( Read more... )

Poll
Results are visible to all.

This moment of nosiness brought to you in part by Picasa

Goddamn, my cack n' bahlls are dangling weightily today.

my burning need to FUCK