i'd hit it

[cascadianista]

Tagged by mhaille, 10 fictional characters who I'd throw the bone. I place a restriction that they must look exactly like the actresses that portrayed them, but otherwise they are the characters. Pay attention! You may get tagged at the end.

In the order I thought of them:

• Evey from V for Vendetta. Post-haircut.
• Charlotte from Lost in Translation. We have existential angst in common!
• Claire from Six Feet Under. See above.
• Shannon from LOST. Grudgefuck. This meme assumes that they have to sleep with me, right?
  
• Suzy Song from Smoke Signals. I have pictures of Irene Bedard on my WALL. Staying on topic, her character seemed cool during her 3 minutes of screen time.
• Carol from ER. The episode she departed, the shark-jumping commenced.
• Ensign Ro Laren from Star Trek: TNG. Ass-kicking chick with a wrinkly nose and novel ear jewelry, enough said.
• Arwen from Peter Jackson's interpretation of Lord of the Rings. Hello, glowing Elf on a snow white stallion willing to give up her immortality to be with a mere man*.
• Debra Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond. Somewhat bitchy MILF! What's not to love.
• Lisa from NewsRadio. I just remembered her neurotic hotness and withdraw the sitcom MILF entry above in light of it!
• And last but certainly not least, God from Dogma. I would srsly tap that omnipotent azz.

* A man about 1 trillion times more rugged than I will ever be. I should take up shooting things with a recurve bow -- and not with my (female) Ranger in DAoC.

Tagging 5: centaur532, ambimammular, fleep513, thethirdage (TOKEN BOY), wishingtree.