After nearly a six month total absence from blogging, I can't believe that my re-entry into the medium will be as ridiculous as it is.

Well, it is me, after all. Okay. Yes, I can.

Here goes.( Read more...Let's explore insane joggers with audiobooks. )

Hello, September. You sort of crept up on me, stalker style.

Anyhow, so I'm in a blind panic, because I'm about to be the age I always thought was OLD. F#rty. (It's the new F-bomb, dont'cha know.) What I want to know is... When the crap did that happen? I still want to write Carrie Wagster, Grade 4 on all my papers ( Read more... )

Sometimes, I don't even know where to begin.

I'll start with the fact that I bought an app for my iPhone a few weeks ago entitled, "Zombies, Run." This is one of the myriad of examples (like my long forgotten Tae Bo videotapes, Callanetics and my latest, the still in use Kinect Zumba game) of me trying just about anything to keep me motivated to get ( Read more... )

For the first nine days of 2012, I thumbed my nose at the clean slate. Screw you, fresh start. Bite me, resolutions. I'm not down. I'm not on board. I'm not gonna and no one, NO ONE, can make me ( Read more... )