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[carlysfortune]

I've had it just about up to here with these pirates! Here I was with my hopes all up, thinking they would do something interesting, but no! All they've done is hang around and be vaguely menacing. What kind of story is that? Pirates are supposed to loot and pillage! Our pirates are falling down on the job!

Comments

[unseelie_horse]

Maybe they would do something exciting if I tried to eat one.

[carlysfortune]

They probably would. Not that that's something I'd want to see...

[unseelie_horse]

If you change your mind, just say so and I'll go take a bite out of one.

[carlysfortune]

You'd better not run out and do anything crazy! You might get shot again.

[true_core]

I thought pirates not making trouble was a good thing.

[carlysfortune]

Well, yeah, it's a good thing. It's just not what they're supposed to do.

[true_core]

You made it sound like you'd be happier if they tried to attack us or something.

[carlysfortune]

Well, it's not like I want anyone to get hurt. I just want something interesting to happen.

[notvader]

You want them to start up trouble?

[carlysfortune]

Not really. It's just strange that they're not. It's like having a storm cloud hanging over you but it never rains.

[notvader]

Oh. I see.

But, don't you think that it's a good thing they're not causing trouble? Just means that we Legion are doing our jobs.

[schwartzkreuz]

Guess why they're not making trouble, serf! Go on, guess!

[carlysfortune]

...I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and guess you had something to do with it?

[schwartzkreuz]

That's right! Don't even second think it! This stupid city council'd be no where without me, pirates would be all over the place I bet. No one threatens my serfs!

[notvader]

Ego, Prussia. It's showing again.