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[carlysfortune]

I've had it just about up to here with these pirates! Here I was with my hopes all up, thinking they would do something interesting, but no! All they've done is hang around and be vaguely menacing. What kind of story is that? Pirates are supposed to loot and pillage! Our pirates are falling down on the job!

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[unseelie_horse]

Maybe they would do something exciting if I tried to eat one.

[carlysfortune]

They probably would. Not that that's something I'd want to see...

[unseelie_horse]

If you change your mind, just say so and I'll go take a bite out of one.

[carlysfortune]

You'd better not run out and do anything crazy! You might get shot again.

[unseelie_horse]

I'll be more careful than when we were on their boat.

[carlysfortune]

You don't mean you actually plan to eat a pirate...!

[unseelie_horse]

Do you really want me to answer that?

[carlysfortune]

...probably not? Sometimes you really freak me out.

[unseelie_horse]

I'm sorry?