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[carlysfortune]

I've had it just about up to here with these pirates! Here I was with my hopes all up, thinking they would do something interesting, but no! All they've done is hang around and be vaguely menacing. What kind of story is that? Pirates are supposed to loot and pillage! Our pirates are falling down on the job!

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[schwartzkreuz]

Guess why they're not making trouble, serf! Go on, guess!

[carlysfortune]

...I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and guess you had something to do with it?

[schwartzkreuz]

That's right! Don't even second think it! This stupid city council'd be no where without me, pirates would be all over the place I bet. No one threatens my serfs!

[notvader]

Ego, Prussia. It's showing again.

[schwartzkreuz]

Why hide it when you're really just this amazing?