"Lovers Are Always Laughing at Each Other--

[carbonelle]

Until they have a baby to laugh at." Or with. For your Christmas edification:

"Rudolf the bread-nosed reindeer
Had a very yeasty nose.
And if you ever saw it.
You would even say it rose

All of the other reindeer
Use to want to eat his face.
They never let poor Rudolf
Ever have a moment's peace.

Then one hungry Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
'Rudolf with your nose so light,
We need to eat it all tonight.'

Then all the reindeer ate him,
And they shouted out, 'Yum! Yum!'
And Rudolf the bread-nosed reindeer,
ended up in everyone's tum."

Yes. Horrible, I know. But we laughed ourselves silly making this up.