So I'm pretty sure I just scared the bejeebus out of my landlords, who live downstairs, screaming "Sonofabitch! I just lost my nuts!" In my defense, I managed to tip over my two pound bucket of dry roasted peanuts. Did I mention I just opened the container? *facepalm*

*commences picking up a bazillion peanuts and putting them back in said

My sister's poor "short bus bastard" cat got sprayed by a skunk tonight. Apparently he wandered around outside looking absolutely pitiful and will have to stay that way until my sister gets a chance to go to the store to get de-stink treatment for him. I advised her not to Febreeze the cat from afar like she originally planned ( Read more... )

Fuck off! It's almost June for fuck's sake. Take your sleet and freezing temperatures back up to the Canadian tundra until October. Cause I'm sick of your "Weather by Sybil" approach to late Spring/ early Summer.

*deep breath*

I feel somewhat better now. Off to finish cleaning the apartment and hopefully get some writing done.

No really...that has to be it. I've got fingertip shaped bruises on my right forearm and scratches on my left arm just below my shoulder.

In other news?

Terminator Salvation = AMAZING MOVIE

Sam Worthington and Christian Bale are two hot ass mofos. Just sayin...

No, seriously... What the fucking fuck makes people think this is okay?

This? Is so far from okay it's not funny. This person needs to repeat the following ( Read more... )

What, it wasn't enough to give me the kidney stone and the growth in my ovary that could be cancerous? Now you feel the need to bust my car? What the hell did my poor bumper ever do to you?

Seriously? Universe?

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you can't handle a big vehicle and are under the sad misconception that 4-wheel drive makes up for your ( Read more... )

I called the doctor's office today to ask if they could possibly release the results of my CT scan to me because I couldn't get another appt. with the Urologist until March 3rd. She told me that the kidney stone, Fred, was stuck in my right ureter. It's rather large and while it might not be completely blocking things, he can shift suddenly and ( Read more... )

Fandom really needs to cut the shit.

First, it needs to stop posting vague anecdotes about what's going on at the Con (and a lot of other shit in the SPN universe ( Read more... )

Border Patrol just held Shawn at gun point for walking home from the bar.

Un fucking real...

( Update on Border Patrol Brandishing their guns )

Found out from my mother today that my cousin is being placed on the organ donor list. He is in desperate need of a new heart and right now, the doctors can't really do much for him. He contracted a virus that severely damaged the heart muscle and now he only has one chamber working to pump blood through his whole body. They've got him on as ( Read more... )