HELLO, AGAIN!  SORRY FOR THE DELAY, BUT HERE'S YOUR FINAL HEARTS AND GUTS RECAP OF THE YEAR!  Closing out Round Six we've had a few really great submissions, including some sexy smut, sweet fluff, epic adventure... and some very pretty art as well.  Please help us say goodbye to another awesome year of Metalocalypse-themed creativity at Hearts and ( Read more... )

Title: Dysfunction ( Read more... )

Hey, guess who returned to the land of the living? :D Anyone still here, or is the Tumblr migration complete? (I still CANNOT wrap my brain around Tumblr.)

I've Got You Under My Skin
by Sushi
Charles/Skwisgaar; mentions of Charles/Murderface, implied Skwisgaar/Toki and Charles/Skwisgaar/Toki
NC-17014600 words ( Read more... )

Title: Anything You Want
Author: Kage no Yuushi
Word Count: 2,539
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: T/P, S/T, T/S <-- yes, they're different
Warning: Porn-with-some-plot (PWSP), voyeurism, handjobs
Summary: Toki needs some help. Skwisgaar needs to learn to mind his own business...

Part 1
Part 2

( Curiosity killed the cat, Skwisgaar... )

In Hand
by Sushi
NC-17 liek woah
Charles/Toki, Charles/Dethklok (sort of)
BDP
Summary: After Charles offers to fist Toki, he comes to his senses and realizes exactly what fisting involves.
Timeline: Somewhere between "Dethmas" and "Fertilityklok." In BDP terms, follows "Private Dancer". You might want to read that one first if you're unfamiliar ( Read more... )

Title: Oh, Shucks
Author: seashadows
Rating: NC-17
Words: 3,000
Pairing: Toki/Murderface
Warnings: spoilers for Goingdownklok
Disclaimer: not mine
Summary: Murderface finds Toki absolutely irresistible.

No dub- or non-con; this is consensual on both sides, and the dialogue diverges slightly from canon. Special thanks to embezzleismetal for the "here ams my ass!" idea ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm writing up a storm this week. Anyway, this is a follow-up to, naturally, "Going Downklok." You can imagine what happens. Enjoy ( Read more... )

A PWP ficlet after the end of GoingDownKlok. Yes, it's N/P, yes it's gratuitous.
Canon-offshoot, separate from the 'Body Drug' altverse.
Warnings: Swearing, homosexuality, sex, almost fluff.

( A submarine. )

So you guys all remember this post by zsomeone, right? I mean, it's just a couple of posts down the page. You guys have to remember it. It told the dark tale of love unrequited between our favorite frontman, Nathan Explosion, and Doritos ( Read more... )

Title: What a Stupid Name
Author: seashadows
Rating: NC-17
Words: 5,451
Pairing: Nathan/Charles
Warnings: spoilers for Fanklok
Disclaimer: not mine.

Good things come to those who wait, and Charles is no exception. Tell Me Inside Out-verse, set a few weeks after Tell Me Upside Down.

SPOILERS FOR FANKLOK!
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