"OF COURSE! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT THE ONLY SOLUTION TO THIS WOULD BE EXTREME BOXING AGAINST MY PENIS IN THE WILDS OF THE NORTH AMERICAN WOODS!"

( CLICK FOR MOAR VAGGOTRY )

TODAY IS 'BLOG LIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD'. OR SOMETHING. HEY: EVERYONE'S A ZOMBIE.

( in honor of the occasion, have a Xanxus/Squalo fic. )

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:

1. PICK A NUMBER FROM 1-25.
2. GO HERE.
(2b. REMEMBER TO CHOOSE "ALL RATINGS" FROM THE DROP-DOWN MENU AT THE TOP.)
3. GO TO THE PAGE OF THE NUMBER YOU CHOSE.
4. PICK A COUPLE OF COMPLETELY AWFUL SUMMARIES.
5. POST THEM HERE.

GO GO GO.