SOMEONE REQUESTED RYOHEI PUNCH FAPPING FIC. WELL....
"OF COURSE! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT THE ONLY SOLUTION TO THIS WOULD BE EXTREME BOXING AGAINST MY PENIS IN THE WILDS OF THE NORTH AMERICAN WOODS!"
ONE DAY RYOHEI FELL OFF A CLIFF AFTER FIGHTING A BEAR IN AMERICA WHEN SUDDENLY HE GOT HARD. HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SINCE ALL THE TIMES BEFORE THAT HE HAD SO MUCH BLOOD LOSS NONE OF IT WENT TO HIS DICK; THIS WAS A NEW AND DANGEROUS SITUATION HE FOUND HIMSELF IN! SINCE HIS LEFT PINKY GOT BROKEN IN THE FALL, HE JUMPED UP AND DOWN UNTIL HIS NOKIA JIGGLED PAST HIS SWEATY BAWLS AND POPPED OUT.
HE KNEW IMMEDIATLY WHO TO CALL IN THIS EMERGENCY SITUATION, SINCE ONCE A LONG TIME AGO HE SAW THIS SAME BOY WITH AN ERECTION THE SIZE OF AN EGGPLANT POP OUTTA HIS PANTS IN THE INFIRMARY, AND THE NEXT DAY IT WAS GONE. CLEARLY THIS MEANT HE GOT RID OF IT SOMEHOW SINCE HE DIDN'T HAVE AN ERECTION ANYMORE. THAT WAS VISIBLE.
"...CLICK. YO HIBARI, SO REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN YOU SAW THAT BIRD REGURGITATING A WORM AND YOU-"
"GO PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE BALLS AND DIE. CLICK."
"HAHAHA! HIBARI IS CLEARLY THE MANLIEST OF EXTREME MEN. OF COURSE! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT THE ONLY SOLUTION TO THIS WOULD BE EXTREME BOXING AGAINST MY PENIS IN THE WILDS OF THE NORTH AMERICAN WOODS! A DUEL WITH MYSELF, A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY TO THE EXTREMEEEEE!"
RYOHEI THEN PULLED DOWN HIS BOXING SHORTS WHILE STANDING UP, ONE HAND PLANTED FIRM AND MANLY ON HIS HIP WHILE THE OTHER WAS GRIPPED IN ITS GLOVE READY TO DO BATTLE THE WOODEN SPEAR OF NEAR ERUPTION JUTTING FROM HIS JEWELS OF LUST.
ALL OF A SUDDEN HE FELT A SLIMY DRIP SPLASH FROM ABOVE HIM, WIND DOWN HIS GLISTENING CHEST AND ONTO HIS ROD.
"WTFFFF?!"
IN FACT A BEES NEST ABOVE HIM WAS OVERFLOWING WITH HONEY AND IT HAD DRIBBLED DOWN FROM THE TREE AND ONTO HIS CROTCH, TANGLING HIS HAIRS TO THE EXTREME. FROM BEHIND A BUSH A MIGHTY ROAR RESOUNDED, AND ALTHOUGH STARTLED, RYOHEI WAS MANFUL AND DID NOT FALTER! A MAN DID NOT RUN EVEN WHEN A BEAR WAS RUSHING TOWARDS HIM! RYOHEI PUT UP HIS FISTS TO GRAPPLE WITH THE ENRAGED BEAST, BUT WAS SURPRISED WHEN AFTER REARING ITS HEAD THE BEAR SETTLED ONTO FOUR PAWS, EYES INTENSE AND BURNING. IT CRAWLED SLOWLY TOWARDS HIM THEN OPENED ITS JAWS WIDE AS IF IT WANTED TO MASTICATE HIS LIMBS.
INSTEAD A TOUNGUE LASHED OUT FULL OF BEAR SALIVA AND LICKED HIS PAINFUL ERECTION. RYOHEI SHUDDERED MANFULLY, HIS MUSCLES CLENCHING AGAINST THE ASSAULT AGAINST HIM. NEVER HAS A BEAR BATTLED WITHI HIM SO FEROCIOUSLY AS THIS BEFORE!
"I WILL RESIST TO THE EXTREEMMMMMME!"
HE SHOUTED AS HE PUNCHED THE BEAR SEVERAL TIMES IN THE HEAD, BUT IT MADE NO DIFFERENCE. RYOHEI’S FEEBLE EFFORTS WERE NAUGHT AGAINST THE GAINS OF THE SWEET, STICKY HONEY DRIPPING FROM HIS MANLY SEA CUCUMBER.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
AND SO RYOHEI SLUMPED TO THE FLOOR AFTER IT WAS OVER IN SHAMEFUL DEFEAT. HE HAD LOST AGAINST A BEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE! THE BEAST LUMBERED AWAY SATISFIED WITH ITS VICTORY, WHILE RYOHEI LAY STUPIFIED. NOT ONLY DID HE LOSE THE BATTLE WITH THE BEAR, BUT HE HAD NOT DONE AS HIBARI HAD INDICATED, AND RELIEVE HIMSELF THROUGH AN EXTREME ONE ON ONESELF CROTCH PUNCHING DUEL! THE FAILURES PILED UP IN HIS MIND UNTIL ACROSS THE LINE OF TREES THE SUN STARTED SHINING MIGHTILY ACROSS THE SKY.
NO! NEVER GIVE UP!
HE DIALED ANOTHER NUMBER ON HIS CELL PHONE.
"TSUNA! I'M SORRY BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO EXTEND MY VACATION IN THE WILD FOR ANOTHER THREE DAYS, UNLESS THERE ARE ANY OTHER BEARS IN ITALY? NO? WELL I HAVE TO CATCH ONE AND PAY BACK THE HORRIBLE HUMILIATION IT SHOWERED ON ME, TO THE EXTREMMMMMMEEEE!!! CLICK."
A NEW DAY WAS BEGINNING, AND RYOHEI HAD A TRAP TO SET. HE MUST BRING LOW THE BEAR THE WAY THE BEAR HAD BROUGHT HIM DOWN, THERE WAS NO QUESTION NOW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE!
INTO THE WILD, TO SUCK A BEAR'S DICK!
THE END
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I KNOW I KNOW RYOHEI PROBABLY DOESN’T KNOW THE MEANING OF REGURGITATE HE PROBABLY THINKS THAT’S HOW WOMEN MAKE BABIES OR SOMETHING, BUT SUSPEND YOU DISBELIEF! I DUNNO IF ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA BEFORE BUT IF THEY DID I’M SORRY! BEAR X RYOHEI MUST BE TRANS-MIND-AL OR SOMETHING? T_T
CLEARLY I AM TOO BORED D:
ONE DAY RYOHEI FELL OFF A CLIFF AFTER FIGHTING A BEAR IN AMERICA WHEN SUDDENLY HE GOT HARD. HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SINCE ALL THE TIMES BEFORE THAT HE HAD SO MUCH BLOOD LOSS NONE OF IT WENT TO HIS DICK; THIS WAS A NEW AND DANGEROUS SITUATION HE FOUND HIMSELF IN! SINCE HIS LEFT PINKY GOT BROKEN IN THE FALL, HE JUMPED UP AND DOWN UNTIL HIS NOKIA JIGGLED PAST HIS SWEATY BAWLS AND POPPED OUT.
HE KNEW IMMEDIATLY WHO TO CALL IN THIS EMERGENCY SITUATION, SINCE ONCE A LONG TIME AGO HE SAW THIS SAME BOY WITH AN ERECTION THE SIZE OF AN EGGPLANT POP OUTTA HIS PANTS IN THE INFIRMARY, AND THE NEXT DAY IT WAS GONE. CLEARLY THIS MEANT HE GOT RID OF IT SOMEHOW SINCE HE DIDN'T HAVE AN ERECTION ANYMORE. THAT WAS VISIBLE.
"...CLICK. YO HIBARI, SO REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN YOU SAW THAT BIRD REGURGITATING A WORM AND YOU-"
"GO PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE BALLS AND DIE. CLICK."
"HAHAHA! HIBARI IS CLEARLY THE MANLIEST OF EXTREME MEN. OF COURSE! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT THE ONLY SOLUTION TO THIS WOULD BE EXTREME BOXING AGAINST MY PENIS IN THE WILDS OF THE NORTH AMERICAN WOODS! A DUEL WITH MYSELF, A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY TO THE EXTREMEEEEE!"
RYOHEI THEN PULLED DOWN HIS BOXING SHORTS WHILE STANDING UP, ONE HAND PLANTED FIRM AND MANLY ON HIS HIP WHILE THE OTHER WAS GRIPPED IN ITS GLOVE READY TO DO BATTLE THE WOODEN SPEAR OF NEAR ERUPTION JUTTING FROM HIS JEWELS OF LUST.
ALL OF A SUDDEN HE FELT A SLIMY DRIP SPLASH FROM ABOVE HIM, WIND DOWN HIS GLISTENING CHEST AND ONTO HIS ROD.
"WTFFFF?!"
IN FACT A BEES NEST ABOVE HIM WAS OVERFLOWING WITH HONEY AND IT HAD DRIBBLED DOWN FROM THE TREE AND ONTO HIS CROTCH, TANGLING HIS HAIRS TO THE EXTREME. FROM BEHIND A BUSH A MIGHTY ROAR RESOUNDED, AND ALTHOUGH STARTLED, RYOHEI WAS MANFUL AND DID NOT FALTER! A MAN DID NOT RUN EVEN WHEN A BEAR WAS RUSHING TOWARDS HIM! RYOHEI PUT UP HIS FISTS TO GRAPPLE WITH THE ENRAGED BEAST, BUT WAS SURPRISED WHEN AFTER REARING ITS HEAD THE BEAR SETTLED ONTO FOUR PAWS, EYES INTENSE AND BURNING. IT CRAWLED SLOWLY TOWARDS HIM THEN OPENED ITS JAWS WIDE AS IF IT WANTED TO MASTICATE HIS LIMBS.
INSTEAD A TOUNGUE LASHED OUT FULL OF BEAR SALIVA AND LICKED HIS PAINFUL ERECTION. RYOHEI SHUDDERED MANFULLY, HIS MUSCLES CLENCHING AGAINST THE ASSAULT AGAINST HIM. NEVER HAS A BEAR BATTLED WITHI HIM SO FEROCIOUSLY AS THIS BEFORE!
"I WILL RESIST TO THE EXTREEMMMMMME!"
HE SHOUTED AS HE PUNCHED THE BEAR SEVERAL TIMES IN THE HEAD, BUT IT MADE NO DIFFERENCE. RYOHEI’S FEEBLE EFFORTS WERE NAUGHT AGAINST THE GAINS OF THE SWEET, STICKY HONEY DRIPPING FROM HIS MANLY SEA CUCUMBER.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
AND SO RYOHEI SLUMPED TO THE FLOOR AFTER IT WAS OVER IN SHAMEFUL DEFEAT. HE HAD LOST AGAINST A BEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE! THE BEAST LUMBERED AWAY SATISFIED WITH ITS VICTORY, WHILE RYOHEI LAY STUPIFIED. NOT ONLY DID HE LOSE THE BATTLE WITH THE BEAR, BUT HE HAD NOT DONE AS HIBARI HAD INDICATED, AND RELIEVE HIMSELF THROUGH AN EXTREME ONE ON ONESELF CROTCH PUNCHING DUEL! THE FAILURES PILED UP IN HIS MIND UNTIL ACROSS THE LINE OF TREES THE SUN STARTED SHINING MIGHTILY ACROSS THE SKY.
NO! NEVER GIVE UP!
HE DIALED ANOTHER NUMBER ON HIS CELL PHONE.
"TSUNA! I'M SORRY BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO EXTEND MY VACATION IN THE WILD FOR ANOTHER THREE DAYS, UNLESS THERE ARE ANY OTHER BEARS IN ITALY? NO? WELL I HAVE TO CATCH ONE AND PAY BACK THE HORRIBLE HUMILIATION IT SHOWERED ON ME, TO THE EXTREMMMMMMEEEE!!! CLICK."
A NEW DAY WAS BEGINNING, AND RYOHEI HAD A TRAP TO SET. HE MUST BRING LOW THE BEAR THE WAY THE BEAR HAD BROUGHT HIM DOWN, THERE WAS NO QUESTION NOW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE!
INTO THE WILD, TO SUCK A BEAR'S DICK!
THE END
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I KNOW I KNOW RYOHEI PROBABLY DOESN’T KNOW THE MEANING OF REGURGITATE HE PROBABLY THINKS THAT’S HOW WOMEN MAKE BABIES OR SOMETHING, BUT SUSPEND YOU DISBELIEF! I DUNNO IF ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA BEFORE BUT IF THEY DID I’M SORRY! BEAR X RYOHEI MUST BE TRANS-MIND-AL OR SOMETHING? T_T
CLEARLY I AM TOO BORED D: