LOL, DOUBLE POSTING WITH THE SRS BZNS.

[diditwithhakoda]

KUEI HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE A VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT IN HIS LIFE. I AM GREATLY HONORED AND CONSIDERED SPECIAL FOR SUCH AN HONOR. IT’S A WHOA KINDA HONOR, LIKE… BUFF!IROH KINDA WHOA. REALLY. HERE IT IS:
KUEI HAD A BLOW JOB THREESOME.
LAST NIGHT, IN THE CHAT, KUEI (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS “THE EARTH KING”) LOST HIS “BJ” VIRGINITY. AS IN, AZULA AND GIRL!

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[oblivious_dork]

[thesexyfineone]

HI THERE, KUEI... GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE LOLLIPOPS? *WINK*

[professorzei]

:EYE TWITCHES, REPRESSES URGE TO STAB:

[oblivious_dork]

*OMGBLUSH*

I-I CAN FIND SOME IF YOU LIKE! I SEEM TO HAVE A NEVER ENDING SUPPLY! =D

[step4dtourguide]

OH GOODNESS. LAKE LAOGAI IS SUCH A MESS! I'LL HAVE OUR JANITORIAL STAFF CLEAN IT IN A JIFFY!

[jerkybender]

JOO DEE, I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE IN AN IMPORTANT MATTER!! IT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT I HAVE TO APPROACH YOU IN AN UNRELATED POST! YOU SEE, I HAVE A DREAM. I WANT TO HAVE THE MECHANIST'S JERKYPANTIES BE THE MANDATORY UNIFORM FOR EVERYONE FROM NOW ON!

[step4dtourguide]

HMM. WELL, BA SING SE OFFICIALS ARE IN NEED OF NEW UNIFORMS. I'LL HAVE TO GO GATHER THE PROPER PAPERWORK AND DOCUMENTS TO BE SIGNED, BUT I'M SURE WE CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING.

/JOO DEE

I'LL MAKE A POST AFTER I GET BACK FROM CLASS

[samurai_appa]

HELL YEAH!!!!

VICTORY FOR AMERIC- AIR NOMADS!

AND FREEDOM BITCHES!

[angstmaster]

I'M GONNA GET LAAAID,
I'M GONNA GET LAAAID....

LADIES, TO ME!

[professorzei]

:DOES NOT QUITE KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS:

[smeller_b]

:PATS ZEI'S BACK:

DON'T WORRY, ZEI. HE'LL COME AROUND. STILL, IF YOU WANT TO WIN HIS HEART, YOU HAVE TO BE INSERTIVE ASSERTIVE.

[professorzei]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING, THOUGH! T.T

[smeller_b]

IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOUR PROBLEM IS INHIBITIONS. ALCOHOL TOTES TAKES CARE OF THAT PROBLEM. ALSO, I FIND THAT STABBING PEOPLE SOLVES EVERY PROBLEM: NO EXCEPTIONS.

:D